the princess diaries

if u wanna party with the queen, ur gonna have to sign a non-disclosure.

[the princess diaries @morganbuxton]

Guy's Tinder profile: "I love weight lifting."
Me: "You're in for a real treat. Thanks to university, I've recently become very very heavy."

[the princess diaries @morganbuxton]

@taylorfaris We need a picture pls 😍

[the princess diaries @morganbuxton]

@kaypitts_ I feel this to my core lol

[the princess diaries @morganbuxton]

Nothing is more embarrassing to me than having to be asked to mute myself on Zoom and having no idea how long I was audible for. 😳😑

[the princess diaries @morganbuxton]

I remember when I was a child and it felt safe to live in this world. I never realized how lucky I was (and still am). I want that same feeling for my children, but I know there are millions of people in the world who yearn for that and never experience it in their lifetime. 💔

[the princess diaries @morganbuxton]

@sStefiuk Congrats on all of your hardwork paying off! ❤🙌

[the princess diaries @morganbuxton]

My husband just looked at me, very concerned, and asked "Would you like a shower?" So if anyone asks, that is how it is going.

[the princess diaries @morganbuxton]

@michaylajeannel #GetItGirl 😂

[delia @delia_cai]

early 20s: a coat will ruin the outfit!!
late 20s: coat is outfit

[the princess diaries @morganbuxton]

honestly, if ppl ask me what took me so long (he is with his bro and dad), I'm just going to tell them I was pooping

[the princess diaries @morganbuxton]

left Evie with Steve so I could sit alone in the air conditioning and drink a hot coffee at 8 PM (I also said I would be right back) #issavibe

[the princess diaries @morganbuxton]

wait WHAT

[the princess diaries @morganbuxton]

@allisonpaquette Before I replied, I couldn't see any of the original replies. It was just the message at the bottom...

[the princess diaries @morganbuxton]

Angry man on Instagram: you're a bimbo

Me: wait, are you calling me conventionally attractive??? 😏

[the princess diaries @morganbuxton]

I don't wanna join your stupid online fitness team!!!! I'm eating 👏 a 👏 🍫 🐰 👏 in 👏 bed 👏

[the princess diaries @morganbuxton]

me: I hope my baby sleeps well tonight so I can get some rest.

also me: *stays up all night checking to see if she is breathing*

[the princess diaries @morganbuxton]

Having a baby = being up at random hours, and I accidentally just replied to a guy's Instagram story saying congrats on his cute new(ish) baby without realizing it's almost 2 AM, and I'm just hoping he's not gonna take it weird due to the horrible timing. Why does this haunt me.

[the princess diaries @morganbuxton]

@desiree_roodbol I also occasionally get this. I delete the app from my phone when it happens.

[the princess diaries @morganbuxton]

it's the inability to sleep when I'm exhausted & my baby is PTFO for me.

[the princess diaries @morganbuxton]

i complain about my weight and people say "you JUST had a baby"

it's like yeah, but I didn't just *eat* a baby, why am I so big lmao