Morgan

now we know how many holes it takes to fill the albert haaaaall 🕳

[Morgan @morgancbarnes]

Cries in short staffed chef hours

[elise 🛸 @cxwboylikeivy]

when will men realize that they are not the target audience for captain marvel and black widow

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

After Matt Hancock says six cases of voter fraud is ‘six too many’, the UK’s 280,000 homeless people ask for a quick word.

[rachel. .. @rachelchinourir]

You can begin by apologising by saying “Nigger, coon, half c*ste”, saying black people are “picaninnies with watermelon smiles” instead of saying “you were joking” when asked to apologise.

[Eiish @yagalEish]

Why isn’t anybody doing anything about the corruption in the tory party?????? Somebody???? Police???? Ethics boards????? Literallly anybody???????

[Devin Lytle (she/her) @devdevnumnums]

*says the company that never accepted any salary negotiations that I put forth year after year

[Ruby @rubyalexndr]

It’s all mental health matters until someone goes through an unattractive effect of mental health Xxxxxxxxx

[Morgan @morgancbarnes]

@chelseaperetti @RoyalHolloway @rhulpir @emmatyler09 @elliextaylor99

[Morgan @morgancbarnes]

@litxrallybri We got loads when we bought our house, I deffo recommend if you’re not living with parents!

[Morgan @morgancbarnes]

Anyone wanna give me £165,598.41?

[Morgan @morgancbarnes]

@litxrallybri Surely not, go to a & e. All it will take is a blade and 5 mins I promise

[Lois @loisoliviaj]

We contribute massively to the problem he dedicates his life to solving and we’re HERE FOR IT 😍🐞🦅🦁🐠❤️

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

So we've got the summer
and we've got each other
Perhaps even longer...💔🕐🕑🕒🕓🕔🕕🕖🕗🕘🕙🕚
#InTheHeightsMovie

[Morgan @morgancbarnes]

I want to be friends with Colin Firth

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Calls to UK Domestic Abuse Helplines have more than doubled since the lockdown. Victims should know that if they are in danger, they can dial 999, then press 55 and remain silent. Police will know that the caller is in danger and cannot speak. Spread this wide.

[Morgan @morgancbarnes]

Jokes on you because I actually have bought a house at 19

[Morgan @morgancbarnes]

@jackzstyIes How much and are they available