Morg

I’m just kidding but also I’m being serious

[sav @pprivateidaho]

phillies, flyers and sixers getting eliminated directly by the teams that proceeded to win the whole thing. championships run through philadelphia #noticing

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

The Flyers getting swept in the 2nd round

vs.

The Sixers getting swept in the 2nd round

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

One final salute to the Flyers Faithful. 🫡

[brig 🐦‍🔥ᵕ̈ @82erssy]

are you happy @ phillies

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

He's more machine now than man. 🦾

Darth Vladar gets the start on May the 4th.

[NBC Sports Philadelphia @NBCSPhilly]

WE ̷W̷A̷N̷T̷ WON, BOSTON.

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

Way to use your head, Vladdy! 👏👏

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Win or lose I never want to hear anything about Embiid not wanting it hard enough if he steps onto the court seventeen days after an emergency appendectomy.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

was it worth it @Phillies?

[alexis @anp_444]

not in my house it isn’t. FLYERS IN FOUR BABY !!!!!

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

LeBron and LeBron and
Bronny in 2006 Bronny in 2026

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

I LOVE MY COUNTRY PHILADELPHIA

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Not sure I've ever seen a full circle of dudes celebrating in the penalty box lmao

[NHL @NHL]

PORTER MARTONE 🤩🤩🤩

The first teenager in NHL HISTORY to score the game-winning goal in each of his first two career #StanleyCup Playoff games!

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

BIG FUCKING MOOD

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

PUNCHED OUR TICKET. 👊

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

Orange & Black > Black & Red

[NHL @NHL]

It does not get any bigger than scoring your first NHL goal in overtime to keep your team in the hunt for a #StanleyCup Playoffs spot!

Porter Martone 🟠⚫️