Morgan Bressler

[Morgan Bressler @morgandanae]

Twitter is so great the day after a big televised event

[Morgan Bressler @morgandanae]

Groceries go from $3.79 to $150 a little too quick

[Morgan Bressler @morgandanae]

Taking morning flights is proof I am capable of waking up early and just actively choose not to 🙂

[Morgan Bressler @morgandanae]

no matter your stance on anything else, I think we can all agree the Orlando Airport is an absolutely terrible place to be

[the gn general @rickwitheruler]

They sell gas on shein???

[Morgan Bressler @morgandanae]

The Cowboys just said, we made it this far let’s lose on the worst play call of all time

[Morgan Bressler @morgandanae]

BOOOOOOO🗣

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

Let’s be real, the Dallas #Cowboys are Jake Paul…

[Morgan Bressler @morgandanae]

next time can I just give over my left arm instead of paying $$80$$ for my 22 gallon tank 😵‍💫

[Morgan Bressler @morgandanae]

Tennessee’s great but the speed limit is 55 and the sun sets at 6:30 so I’m still not committed.

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

At my funeral i want a big kahoot game about my life and whoever wins gets my will

[Morgan Bressler @morgandanae]

@SuburbTourGuide kinda rude that we speak English our whole lives just to be embarrassed by our lack thereof

[Morgan Bressler @morgandanae]

just said “ass-point” on a customer call while trying to say either “aspect” or “standpoint” so please consider this my official resignation from living.

[Morgan Bressler @morgandanae]

I’ll be influenced by Influencers when they start providing promo codes for Tums

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Me, after I win an argument.

[Morgan Bressler @morgandanae]

I knew I started going downhill when my checklist started being
✔️phone
✔️wallet
✔️keys
✔️tums

[Morgan Bressler @morgandanae]

kevin mccallister rocking the 5th place track ribbon he won during his jr. high relay

[taff. @thetribegoddess]

I am now heavily invested.

[Morgan Bressler @morgandanae]

heavily invested in the #CinnamonToastShrimp saga...

[Morgan Bressler @morgandanae]

I hope wearing sneakers with every outfit is a trend that stays forever.

[Morgan Bressler @morgandanae]

@DMChambers17 if you haven’t filed your taxes yet, you can state you never received it and they’ll add the second one to your tax return!🙏🏻

[Morgan Bressler @morgandanae]

@KLLovette @SpikeMal @TheWilderThings @jakeDebeling @laureneebeling Gimme all the peeps!!