Captain Morgan⚓️

\\PA// \\Seton Hall Alum// Pug mom🐾

[Captain Morgan⚓️ @morgandangler]

One thing about me, I’ll always know the way to the closest dispo 😌

[Captain Morgan⚓️ @morgandangler]

@NoahKahan pls come sing at my wedding reception for my first dance 👉🏻🥹👈🏻

[ravn @mfnravn]

i’m addicted to bad posture like fuck why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp

[Captain Morgan⚓️ @morgandangler]

Update:

[Captain Morgan⚓️ @morgandangler]

2 bored spontaneous girlies-what will happen

[Chris @citehchris]

moving to a walkable city won’t solve all your problems but it will allow you to get drunk and just walk around and that is peak activity you can’t get just any where

[Captain Morgan⚓️ @morgandangler]

My birthday was last week and my parents visited and gave me a beach bag filled with stuff. My mom’s birthday is tomorrow and i ordered her a beach bag as a present a month ago. Think we’re kinda the same person🤣🤣

[Captain Morgan⚓️ @morgandangler]

How'd i get so lucky? ☀️♥️

[𝒮𝒾𝑒. ᡣ𐭩 @Cindtrillella]

Don’t know how young some of y’all may have been during this trial but this bitch drugged and duct taped her own 3 year old, daughter, stuffed her in a trunk, dumped her body and then went out and partied afterwards.

They found all this evidence against her and let her off.

[Captain Morgan⚓️ @morgandangler]

McDonalds will forever sound top tier when I’m drunk - i want those fries

[Captain Morgan⚓️ @morgandangler]

@gigi_ouija

[Captain Morgan⚓️ @morgandangler]

Sorry dad, I’m a Philly girl now i am by default an Eagles fan

Go Birds🦅

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

nightmare blunt rotation but it’s just myself at various ages

[gati ⍟ @youIovemelikexo]

you guys don’t understand what this album means to me

[Captain Morgan⚓️ @morgandangler]

I am excited to go back to school. I wish I could take classes the rest of my life and idk what that says about me

[Captain Morgan⚓️ @morgandangler]

The anticipation of starting my new job and going back to school is pulling me out of my depressive funk 🤭

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

princess treatment doesn't mean he buys you gifts 24/7, drives you around, or gets your nails/toes done. it means he doesn't let you go to bed upset, he's patient with you, treats you delicately from the way he talks and touches you.

[Captain Morgan⚓️ @morgandangler]

One of my boyfriends friends told us he wants something like we have and my whole heart melted cause I love my man

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

I can think of no greater hell.

[Captain Morgan⚓️ @morgandangler]

Philly really is LAWLESS