morgan deboest julson

[morgan deboest julson @morgandeboest]

Petition to get a Succession prequel focused on the Roy kids as teens

[morgan deboest julson @morgandeboest]

@thisisnthilary Absolutely deranged.

[morgan deboest julson @morgandeboest]

okay hear me out: mulch is like rugs for your yard. our backyard was a hot mess until i put like 23 bags of bark nuggets down in all the non-grass areas and now it looks so complete and intentional! and YES, bark nuggets are a real thing.

[morgan deboest julson @morgandeboest]

@thisisnthilary She is going to lose her mind

[morgan deboest julson @morgandeboest]

The older I get, the more I understand Danny Tanner's approach to cleaning.

[morgan deboest julson @morgandeboest]

I do feel like a lot of international conflict could've been avoided if the US didn't insist on making American cheese a thing. Same with that weird fever dream, Freedom Fries

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If u saw ⁦@morgandeboest⁩ and me crying in bars and peeling out of donut shop parking lots in Portland this weekend, yes u did

[morgan deboest julson @morgandeboest]

@thisisnthilary Just keeping it Real™️

[morgan deboest julson @morgandeboest]

I used to be young, wild, and free, and now I say things like “groovy”, “aligned”, “gut check”, and “jazzed” at work all day unironically 🫠

[morgan deboest julson @morgandeboest]

@thisisnthilary I’m flattered

[morgan deboest julson @morgandeboest]

@thisisnthilary Literally every day since 2017 🫣

[morgan deboest julson @morgandeboest]

One thing about me is that I will ALWAYS overfill the washing machine and dryer. And no amount of having to adjust the drum or fix the dryer will change me.

[morgan deboest julson @morgandeboest]

Gonna tell my kids this is Moira and David Rose

[morgan deboest julson @morgandeboest]

We all know that the era of Instagram where you could see what people were liking was wild but... do you remember when you could scroll through the entire Facebook friendship of two people who weren't you? All the wall posts, photos, everything.

[morgan deboest julson @morgandeboest]

Pro tip: raise your baby in a big city. They will sleep through ANYTHING.

Disclaimer: we’ve only got 4 months of experience/anecdotal evidence 🙃

[morgan deboest julson @morgandeboest]

@thisisnthilary Honestly, knowing you got yesterday's in two made me so anxious when I did it. How am I supposed to keep up with your Wordle wizardry now?

[morgan deboest julson @morgandeboest]

@thisisnthilary Challenge accepted 😴

[morgan deboest julson @morgandeboest]

When Ida naps 3-4 consistent times in a day, she's applauded, but when I do it, it's lazy and excessive ???

[morgan deboest julson @morgandeboest]

@curious_founder Safe to assume this risk level applies to gas fireplaces as well?