Morgan Foley

Hello.

[Morgan Foley @morganefoley]

Happy 4th of July 🇺🇸

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Dad’s keyboard

[Morgan Foley @morganefoley]

Corporate life is really just a whole bunch of emailing people we’ve never met in person but pretending we’ve known each other for years like

“Happy Monday Sarah! Hope you had a great weekend! …”

[Morgan Foley @morganefoley]

we can hear it at home @roughnrowdy @barstoolsports

[Morgan Foley @morganefoley]

What does Paris Hilton say when she gets into a sauna?

“That’s hot.”

[Morgan Foley @morganefoley]

Absolute horseshit call. NOT OFFSIDES. #GoAvs

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Do you realize that if you are sitting on the toilet at 11:59PM, and the clock strikes midnight

It’s same shit, different day.

[Morgan Foley @morganefoley]

My problem with going into the office is thinking I deserve @DutchBros before and after 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Morgan Foley @morganefoley]

Ohios State’s coach looks like the plastic Santa Claus #NotGoingToTheNatty #GoDawgs

[Morgan Foley @morganefoley]

Why does nobody in Home Alone 2 find it creepy that people were in their hotel room dropping off gifts when everyone was sleeping

[Morgan Foley @morganefoley]

All I want for Christmas is @Publix in Colorado.

[Morgan Foley @morganefoley]

Auburn offense must be car mechanics cause they’re real good at jump starting #falsestart

[Morgan Foley @morganefoley]

There’s something powerful about dropping a GIF in a meeting chat and getting double digit laugh reactions

[TheBachBabes @TheBachBabes]

Rachel Recchia Leo DiCaprio

🤝

Both won’t date 25 year olds

#TheBachelorette

[Morgan Foley @morganefoley]

Not to be dramatic but going back into the office is ruining my life

[Morgan Foley @morganefoley]

what does it say about you if you can’t come up with a fun fact about yourself 🙃

[Nick Bracken @303Hockey]

Finally going to admit that Cale Makar is better than Roman Josi?

[Nathan Marzion @nathanmarzion]

Still the funniest sequence of tweets I have ever seen

[Morgan Foley @morganefoley]

Do kids nowadays text their friends all day like we used to??

“g2g eat dinner”

*1 hour later*

“okay I’m back”

[Morgan Foley @morganefoley]

I miss The Most Interesting Man In The World #DosEquis