The Captain ⚓

One of those people that believes the grass really is greener on the other side.

[The Captain ⚓ @morganfarr25]

This game is hard to watch.

[The Captain ⚓ @morganfarr25]

@lindsay_d_ hahaha omg. So hammered that Bill had to pick us up lol

[The Captain ⚓ @morganfarr25]

@jimbrog2 I know I know :( work has kept me pretty busy! I miss you

[The Captain ⚓ @morganfarr25]

@jimbrog2 here I am!

[WORLD STAR FANS @WorIdStarComedy]

When my parents come into my room.. http://t.co/Fv2Szw254R

[The Captain ⚓ @morganfarr25]

My face is so hot from this fever that my eyeballs are burning.

[The Captain ⚓ @morganfarr25]

@kayliheinlyy @BlondeDonn @__karadise oh hell no!!! Lol

[The Captain ⚓ @morganfarr25]

@jimbrog2 😘😘😘

[The Captain ⚓ @morganfarr25]

@jimbrog2 thank god. We're going out in medina. Okay? Okay

[The Captain ⚓ @morganfarr25]

@jimbrog2 is that a yes? 😈😈😈😈

[The Captain ⚓ @morganfarr25]

I wonder if @jimbrog2 wants to go out this weekend.

[The Captain ⚓ @morganfarr25]

@jimbrog2 Wednesday is the day that they are $3 and I'm so down. Lol

[The Captain ⚓ @morganfarr25]

@jimbrog2 I would kill you lol

[The Captain ⚓ @morganfarr25]

Someone has been driving up and down my street laying on their horn... Why? Because people are rude. I need my beauty sleep.

[The Captain ⚓ @morganfarr25]

Whole carrots taste so much better than baby carrots. I'm not sure why but they just do.

[The Captain ⚓ @morganfarr25]

@jimbrog2 yeah, you're a weirdo lol but I luh ya

[The Captain ⚓ @morganfarr25]

@jimbrog2 deal haha finally you'll have something besides Gatorade in your fridge

[The Captain ⚓ @morganfarr25]

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 348! #wordbrain #genius #words http://t.co/fz7tjrceVa