Morgan Gallo

comedian, creator of Lets Fight About It Podcast, almond mom survivor

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Deleting Twitter. Follow me on threads!

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I joined Threads and now this app feels like Walmart

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This whole Diet Coke thing to me is worse than the bozos in the submarine

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@frank_morten Thank you so much!!

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My podcast is all about arguing, which is the biggest reason why people engage with social media - to share their opinion on something they disagree with.

The incels in the comment section of the pod have no idea they’re doing exactly what I want them to 😈

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People that work at the DMV get off on making people miserable

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I hate people that pay to be verified but I have so many pages pretending to be me that now I’m gonna have to do it. Fuckers

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I love when men call me fat in my comment section. Like what a cute way to tell me you subscribe to my only fans 😂

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Sometimes I think I want kids then I see one in public and I’m like nah

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Moving out of Florida was the best decision I made for both my mental health and my comedy career

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I knew I had big boobs as a kid when I tried on one of my Dads XL t shirts and it fit perfectly. That’s also the day I learned my dad wears a 34DD

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If they made tankinis for adults I’d be all over that shit

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Making a return to Florida this August with three shows!

August 3rd I’ll be headlining @HighDiveGville with my funniest friends in Gainesville, FL. If you’re in the area I’d love to see you!

Get your tix: https://t.co/WrZ8mOMPz1

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Everyday is leg day when you’re constantly squatting over public toilet seats

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I’m not plus size, but I’m not skinny…so what word do I use for “I have to tighten my toilet seat every five days”?

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I have a lot of anxiety

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@greenlantern025 @themorganjay Dates with the stars next to them.

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Going on tour this fall with @themorganjay ! Can’t wait to feature for him for select dates across the galaxy 👽

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Did my first comedy taping last night at the legendary Comedy Works in Denver.

I have so many more announcements to make in the next few months…I can’t believe this is my life

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Upcoming shows:

https://t.co/mNvTeNXzZa