Morgan Wren

big dummy / designer / FSU alum

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Imma just wake up early and do it then"

[Bill Cress @heynatehere]

Wow. Imagine going 13-0 as a P5 conference champion, scheduling aggressively out of conference (vs LSU), and overcoming adversity (lose starting QB), and being left out of your sport’s playoff. Hard to take a sport/league like that very seriously.

#CollegeFootballPlayoff

[Ricky @RickyTM7]

So what they’re saying, you can lose your quarterback due to injury, still win all your games, become champions, and not be awarded a space in the final four.

What a terrible precedent the @CFBPlayoff Committee had set for any future injuries a team will face.

[christopher @reathchris]

trauma bonding at a small marketing agency in your mid-20s

[Morgan Wren @MorgangWren]

@tdunn214 @RachelADunn94 Miss you angels xoxo

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

now we’re cooking with gas

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

This is a man who worked for 20 years before becoming a series regular, nearly 30 before becoming a household name. He did regional theater, voiceover for commercials and anime dubbing in the meantime. He knows what it’s like to be a working actor. Listen to him!

[himpath (francis etc) @gorgeousbrains]

it’s the barbie movie. what the fuck is happening with you peoples brains? it’s the barbie movie. you’re talking about the politics of the barbie movie. find love. develop a skill. do quite literally anything else. it’s the barbie movie.

[Morgan Wren @MorgangWren]

Acab except for the motorcycle cop I just saw light a cigarette with a pack of matches at a gas station, he seems ok

[culture @notgwendalupe]

in honor of Barbie and Oppenheimer premiering in a week, here's a thread of times where these two similar genres of media were released in the same day/weekend:

[syd! @sydnotakid]

🥹✨🐖

[Lucy Ferut @LFerut4]

ABC production booth right now because there is NO SOUND:

#TheBachelor

[Charlie Clark @CharC_SEO]

Me to the HR department: Thanks! Loved my time being employed here

Me on Glassdoor:

[. @laurenthehough]

Women are allowed to have checking accounts.

[Morgan Wren @MorgangWren]

@saradelinaa Ok but once you get a fancy trash can u can never go back to a plain target trash can

[Amy Wong @amyewong]

I’m a nepo baby (my parents never kicked me off their cell phone plan)

[Morgan Wren @MorgangWren]

@mrsjonahhilll @frankiegreek 222 or 223

[Alexis “Bring Back Bunheads” Wilson @sassyblackdiva]

Nothing is more boring to me than those newscasters having an affair they’re trying to shove down our throats. Call me when this happens again

[Morgan Wren @MorgangWren]

John’s company is spending almost a million US doll hairs on their holiday party and employees can’t bring plus ones I’m heated