syd!

leftist lesbian lunatic 🇵🇸 🍉

[syd! @sydnotakid]

Men invented being insane but I perfected it

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Crazy how this is exactly what happened and it was easily foreseeable

[soul khan, msw @soulkhan]

a ceasefire where israel just returns to pre-2023 ethnic cleansing isn't acceptable either. it is still abominably evil and the colony must be dismantled in our lifetime because it's shown that it will commit genocide whenever it feels sufficiently emboldened.

[syd! @sydnotakid]

if we want the rewards of putting our swag on, we have to submit to the excruciating ordeal of hopping up out the bed

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before

[syd! @sydnotakid]

upstairs neighbor and i are having a silent smoke-off and he can’t stop coughing and spitting off his balcony. worst accidental blunt rotation ever

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

foul play?

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

i don’t think any single thing has altered my vocabulary as much as “is that good”

[syd! @sydnotakid]

my sister-in-law’s dad stood up and put his hand over his heart when the pentatonix sang the national anthem before a televised football game

[syd! @sydnotakid]

this is sending me

[syd! @sydnotakid]

the people’s prince!

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

A source close to Luigi Mangione told the Daily Mail he got “really choked up” when he first saw the support he is receiving and it gives him “reassurance he will be okay.” It was also revealed that Luigi is sharing his commissary money with his fellow inmates.

[syd! @sydnotakid]

i’m obsessed with pilots’ gay little hats

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

I need to hire an intimacy coordinator for what I’m about to do at Chili’s

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Musk’s wealth in 2012: $2 Billion
Musk’s wealth in 2024: $447 Billion

Bezos’s wealth in 2012: $18 Billion
Bezos’s wealth in 2024: $249 Billion

Zuckerberg’s wealth in 2012: $44 Billion
Zuckerberg’s wealth in 2024: $224 Billion

Minimum wage in 2012: $7.25
Minimum wage in 2024: $7.25

[syd! @sydnotakid]

@jzux south harmon institute of zechnology—the shiz sandwiches

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

This should happen in every country on earth

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

some of the top days to be on twitter:

1. luigi mangione face reveal day
2. uhc ceo shot day
3. kissinger death day
4. titanic sub day
5. trump covid day
6. queen elizabeth death day
7. george santos paparazzi pic day

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

he went spring breakers

[syd! @sydnotakid]

was this dude radicalized by the lorax or what?

[Luigi Mangione Updates @LuigiCrave]

Luigi Mangione appears to have seen Wicked prior to his detainment, according to recently discovered Letterboxd activity! #LuigiMangione #LuigiCrave