Morgan Hemmer

UC Alum | Cincinnati

[Morgan Hemmer @morganhemmer]

Me: "wanna get food?"
Friend: "we literally just ate"
Me:

[THE BIGGEST. @kaee_1]

I watch law and order svu 24/7 & you mean to tell me New York gave diddy a slap on the wrist ? this would’ve never happened if Carisi was on the case

[PFF @PFF]

Ja'Marr Chase and Tee Higgins have each signed extensions with the Bengals, per @Schultz_Report

Ja’Marr Chase: 4 years, $161M

Tee Higgins: 4 years, $115M

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

I know that aint who tf i think it is

[Uncovered NFL @UncoveredNFL_]

Ravens made a call to the Bengals regarding trade talks around wideout Tee Higgins

Here’s the kicker — before the Ravens could even start the conversation, the Bengals hung up the phone on them

Ravens were ready to give up a 2nd for Tee, Bengals didn’t even want to listen

[Cincinnati 💔 @CincyProblems]

The NFL can't believe what Jake Browning is doing 😂😂 #Bengals #ThatsMyQB

[Morgan Hemmer @morganhemmer]

@haydenrhurst please come back

[Luke @Luke12406]

@_MLFootball @lexiosborne @ItsJodiNewsome @StineyRumDitty @ArrowheadLive @chiefshive @chiefs_outsider @MarkAGunnels @kjonesy1587 @bturner23 everything i’ve learned about kelce and taylor swift has been against my will

[JPA @jasrifootball]

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: #Bengals RB Joe Mixon says he sees taking a pay cut as a “sacrifice” to chase a Super Bowl Championship, per the team’s official website.

“I see the bigger picture. I see the task at hand and what we're trying to build, and in order to keep other players here and pieces here, sometimes you have to sacrifice.

“I felt like this year was the year to sacrifice on the Super Bowl team we can potentially be.”

Respect to Joe Mixon.

[Morgan Hemmer @morganhemmer]

@UCBarstool @NastyNati_TBT @EddyGilfilen

[Barstool Cincinnati @UCBarstool]

We are doing another Nasty Nati Ticket Giveaway for their quarterfinals game TOMORROW at 7!!!!!

To enter: retweet this post and tag a friend in the comments

[JPA @jasrifootball]

𝗔𝗪𝗘𝗦𝗢𝗠𝗘: #Jets star CB Sauce Gardner revealed that Hard Knocks is sending a camera crew with him to his college graduation from Cincinnati next week 👏

Sauce somehow managed to balance an NFL career with online classes and will be getting his degree in Interdisciplinary Studies.

Awesome stuff, @iamSauceGardner 🙏🏻

(H/T: @TMKSESPN)

[Christineee @christineee4646]

So many people calling to cancel Joe Mixon from an affidavit without clear information yet we still don’t cancel Deshaun Watson for sexual assault

Please make it make sense.

[Enquirer Sports @ENQSports]

Joe Mixon has become a completely different player in his sixth year in the NFL, and it's paid off for the Bengals. https://t.co/e6Io0W9Fvg

[Morgan Hemmer @morganhemmer]

WHOOOOOOOO DEYYYYYYYYY

[Bengals Bids @BengalsBids]

If Ja'Marr Chase scores 2+ touchdowns AND Cincinnati wins tonight, we'll give a Ja'Marr Chase autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!

[Bengals Bids @BengalsBids]

If Tee Higgins scores a touchdown AND Cincinnati wins tonight, we'll give a Tee Higgins autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!

[Morgan Hemmer @morganhemmer]

My man

[⚡️Primetime!!!⚡️ @Joe_MainMixon]

@NFL since y’all all about the coin flipping let’s do this. Let’s have a coin toss to pay this crazy fine for expressing myself. If it’s heads I’ll pay. If it’s tails Roger G pay the money to the Boys and Girls Clubs of Cincinnati. 🪙 #AllAboutTheKids #WhoDey

[Charlie Goldsmith @CharlieG__]

Zac Taylor said he "doesn't want to hear about fair and equitable" when rules are being changed on the fly.

Was he surprised?

No.

"It's opportunities lost for us. We had control and now we don't. There are positives for a lot of teams and negatives for us."

[Bengals Bids @BengalsBids]

If Tee Higgins scores a touchdown AND Cincinnati wins today, we'll give a Tee Higgins autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!

[Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD]

Baby boomers did a pretty good job teaching their millennial daughters that they could be anything they wanted to be and a pretty terrible job of preparing their sons for what that would mean for them as husbands and fathers