also STOP grabbing and fondling girls at parties. dont touch my butt. dont touch my boobs. idc if you’re drunk. idc if im drunk. do NOT touch me. this is why we be so mfn aggressive.
stop telling ur daughters to cover up and quit being creeps. I should be able to wear a shirt with no bra on underneath/ comfy shorts IN MY OWN HOUSEHOLD. how is it disrespectful to be comfortable? what am I disrespecting? ur weird ass attraction and wandering eyes? weirdos
Did you know your front camera distorts your face?! 🤯 Take a selfie with your phone close up & then take another holding your phone far away but zoomed in... I’m deadass never taking a closeup photo again 💀
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