Morgan Kimberly

people say I’m funny, but really I’m just honest

[Morgan Kimberly @morgankdoherty]

Better to have low expectations and be surprised than have high expectations and be disappointed

[Morgan Kimberly @morgankdoherty]

I love watching people fail at parallel parking in a spot that they should’ve nailed on the first try 😂

[Morgan Kimberly @morgankdoherty]

How was I being spun round and round on a dance floor and now im alone in the gym only a week later 😢

[agent bubblegum @kaitduffy]

I may be single, but at least I don’t have to Venmo my husband for 1/2 the mortgage and forget that it’s posted publicly

[Morgan Kimberly @morgankdoherty]

Ladies - if you have single guy friends, they really need your help with their dating profiles.

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

those 5 minutes when a man is shaving and all that’s left is the mustache and he’s walking around saying “maybe i’ll keep it” are the most terrifying 5 minutes of a woman’s life

[Morgan Kimberly @morgankdoherty]

I die inside when people ask if I know a place in Chicago, followed by “I think it’s on halsted” as if I am familiar with every inch of halsted lol

[Morgan Kimberly @morgankdoherty]

Isn’t it common sense to wait for people to get off the elevator before you get on?!

[Morgan Kimberly @morgankdoherty]

@MicrosoftHelps Right now they’re giving off nightmare before Christmas vibes and that’s not ideal for a platform I use professionally. They were fine the way they were before! Basic emojis are fine, otherwise I would say the closer to iPhone emojis the better since those aren’t creepy!

[Morgan Kimberly @morgankdoherty]

Someone definitely got fired after launching the new Microsoft Teams emojis. They’re creepy!

[Morgan Kimberly @morgankdoherty]

So you’re telling me I can have a background filter on Teams and Zoom but there’s no face filters like insta and snap for those last minute video calls?

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

this pandemic has melted my brain every human interaction feels like talking to my crush in 8th grade

[Morgan Kimberly @morgankdoherty]

I remember feeling so bad for anyone with a “covid birthday” back when we thought we were shut down for like 3 months. Now here we are, almost 10 months later, and my birthday will be a “covid birthday” 🙃

[delia @delia_cai]

another day of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my little screen so as to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all week

[Morgan Kimberly @morgankdoherty]

So many of the trending movies and shows on Netflix are set in France, which naturally makes me want to visit... yet we can’t without a 14 day quarantine 🙃 how great

[Morgan Kimberly @morgankdoherty]

@track_man7 I’m in 😂

[Morgan Kimberly @morgankdoherty]

I thought my trip to Cali would satisfy my urge to leave the country.. but now I just want to take another trip and see a new part of the world 😭

[Morgan Kimberly @morgankdoherty]

This is what living in a big city is like. Except better because you have more money than in college && you don’t have to study 🤗

[gemini princess 🍒 @aaleexisg1]

i miss college, not the classes but the late night adventures, the last min plans, the food runs, the going to the libaray to study but not actually doing anything, ALL THAT 🥺