Angry white guy

Don't put that in your mouth!

[Angry white guy @morganlisik]

The key to winning a dance off is to point at the other person more than they point at you.

[Angry white guy @morganlisik]

Hey @MesaPD , remember that time you guys shot a girl with aspergers while she was having a manic episode? Have you guys been properly trained to do your jobs since the incident?

[Angry white guy @morganlisik]

Nicki Minaj is the worst rapper, regardless of gender. #InternationalWomansDay

[Angry white guy @morganlisik]

#kobe2012

[Angry white guy @morganlisik]

Found the part of the internet where people on forums argue about gender pronouns. Sci-fi writers of the 70/80’s were wrong about the future.

[Angry white guy @morganlisik]

Let them breatfeed in public idgaf. Extra chances to see some tit-ays.

[Angry white guy @morganlisik]

@PUBGpartners what’s the deal with rubber banding on console?

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@ParkerChow Is this about Louis CK jerking off around people without consent? If so, I agree we have to take the good with the bad.

[Angry white guy @morganlisik]

My relationship breaks down like this; 5% fighting, 2% boning, 3% high-fiving, 90% screaming “what” from other rooms.

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@AndyHartup play a sport before you critique sports games you spidery fuck.

[Angry white guy @morganlisik]

The tellers at the bank are not there for conversations.

[Angry white guy @morganlisik]

Without sounding crazy, weren't they experimenting with weather based weapons like 5 years ago with the HAARP infrastructure? #Category5

[Angry white guy @morganlisik]

Alright fine, I'll say it. Pizza cut in squares tastes better than pizza slices.

[Angry white guy @morganlisik]

Would you say "looking swole" to your mother? Didn't think so. Treat me with the same respect as the women in your life you misogynist pig.

[Angry white guy @morganlisik]

@SaskTel it would have been nice to get a warning that the student discounts went away during the summer even though I took summer classes.

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We need a better transit system so we can revoke the drivers licences of everyone over 70,so our insurance costs less yearly. @CityofRegina

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Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard and be evil.

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Breed specific legislation is a misdirected and uneducated approach to solving animal attacks. The bully ban in Quebec is still a disgrace.

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@sapinker My definition of schoolgirl is really different than the internets. Christ guys, spend some money on props, didn't even bring books to class

[Angry white guy @morganlisik]

Meet Milo. A baby Staffordshire pitbull who likes to party.