thenarwhalprincess

This is where I shitpost my intrusive thoughts

[thenarwhalprincess @morganmaevoss]

Things I never thought I would say but did; "sourdough bread is not for cats!"

[thenarwhalprincess @morganmaevoss]

Every single time I think I found a song Brandon hasn't heard before I get so excited. Then I play it for him and he starts singing along. I love this man but I think I may file for divorce why tf do you know every song ever made

[thenarwhalprincess @morganmaevoss]

Every single time I'm watching a show where there are new characters every episode (SVU, NCIS etc.) and I wonder where I know the actor from, it's Grey's Anatomy. You can run, you can hide, but you can't escape @shondarhimes #greysanatomy

[thenarwhalprincess @morganmaevoss]

I work with this sous chef who is the most insufferable human I've ever met. The only orifice he speaks from is his anus & today he said & vehemently defended there hasn't been a season of Stranger Things since 2016. Season 1 of Stranger Things came out in 2016 eat my entire ass

[thenarwhalprincess @morganmaevoss]

Every article in the world on how to keep fresh mushrooms fresh says to put them in a brown paper bag in the fridge. I get that. But who are all these people in 2025 that just casually have brown paper bags in their homes like they're about to take a sandwich to school in 1989

[thenarwhalprincess @morganmaevoss]

I get so frustrated when recipes say "one chili" like what fucking type of pepper are you telling me to use? I hardly EVER use an exact recipe for anything and I'll to substitute if I can't find that pepper or it's too spicy but give me an idea so I know what I'm riffing off of

[thenarwhalprincess @morganmaevoss]

The other day Brandon told me he doesn't let the cats in the bathroom when he's peeing anymore because he doesn't want to piss on one of our cats again... Sir? I'm begging your entire fucking pardon. AGAIN?

[thenarwhalprincess @morganmaevoss]

I used to get so sick of calling Brandon my boyfriend because I felt like it sounded so immature but now calling him my husband makes me feel so old 😂❤️

[thenarwhalprincess @morganmaevoss]

The only thing keeping me sane rn is chicken salad and radish kimchi and I will not elaborate but I'm running low on both

[thenarwhalprincess @morganmaevoss]

I saw a dead raccoon on the side of the road today and almost started crying and then I thanked him for providing sustenance to the birds and the bugs and the earth. It crushes me that a sweet life was lost, but I feel a small ease knowing it's part of the circle of life 🖤

[Travis @twitmercan]

Trump’s neck p*ssy is crazy tonight 🥴

[thenarwhalprincess @morganmaevoss]

#istandwithshaggy

[matthew lillard. NO LONGER ACTIVE @MatthewLillard]

Here’s the thing. I deeply believe in anyone’s ability to choose who they vote for, that is what my grandfather fought in World War II to protect. That is the greatest aspect of being an American. But to me, personally, this decision isn’t even close. Kamala Harris is the best person to lead our country #Harris #IMO #debate

[thenarwhalprincess @morganmaevoss]

@Profgampo Andre the Giant!

[thenarwhalprincess @morganmaevoss]

@cornsbread @his_obituary Not a surprising statement from someone who says in his bio "pronouns are dumb". Actually, I apologize you don't like pronouns- not surprising for someone who moronoically remarks "pronouns are dumb". Do you have feelings this strong about adjectives? Or are you just ignorant?

[thenarwhalprincess @morganmaevoss]

@_T_Newsh @gretchenwhitmer Lol keep sucking Elon Musk's ass soon enough you'll realize your lips are covered in shit 👍🏻

[thenarwhalprincess @morganmaevoss]

Proud to be a woman from Michigan supported by *THAT* woman from Michigan @gretchenwhitmer

[thenarwhalprincess @morganmaevoss]

@bobbyshamofski @gretchenwhitmer You are a literal porn account trying to talk politics 😂 the only person I would take less seriously is Donald Trump. Have fun wanking your baby carrot in your mom's basement, incel 😘

[thenarwhalprincess @morganmaevoss]

If anyone was wondering how wedding planning was going I called my mom hysterically sobbing and demanded to be allowed to help clean up after the wedding- my exact words were "mommy I'm having a mental breakdown and I need you to promise me we can help clean up"

[thenarwhalprincess @morganmaevoss]

Big props to @ChadVerwey @BassCountryMI and @sectionlive for standing with victims of domestic violence and refusing to tolerate abuse in any capacity. So proud to be a part this community!

[Chad Verwey @ChadVerwey]

Bass Country Updates

[thenarwhalprincess @morganmaevoss]

I'm so delusionally obsessed with Chappel Roan it's honestly embarrassing

[thenarwhalprincess @morganmaevoss]

Let me be entirely honest; Mia Goth could shit all over me and I would say thank you can I have another