Morgan Miller

Just your average white girl with an affinity for kittens, pottery barn, and trap music.

[Morgan Miller @morganmiller333]

@colton_miller4 She’s posted up at cocktail cove

[Morgan Miller @morganmiller333]

The 21+ section at Red Robin is still the closest thing I’ve ever gotten to being in a VIP section #brokebitch

[Morgan Miller @morganmiller333]

@locifer_

[Morgan Miller @morganmiller333]

My superpower is taking everything really personally at the airport. #securitytookmyclifbar

[Morgan Miller @morganmiller333]

@locifer_ Honestly you guys look alike

[Morgan Miller @morganmiller333]

Current adult situation: Watching planet earth. Clinging to my confused dog. Weeping.

[Morgan Miller @morganmiller333]

If you wanna be low key passive aggressive, pack a banana in his lunchbox and everything will taste shitty and banana-y. #wifegoals #dontbotherme

[Morgan Miller @morganmiller333]

Today as I set up my essential oil diffuser underneath my original folk art display, I think I achieved my most advanced form of Caucasian.

[Morgan Miller @morganmiller333]

Being in an adult relationship just means they FaceTime you from inside Kroger because they don’t know which flavor of Tums you want.

[Morgan Miller @morganmiller333]

@locifer_ @WishShopping You’re definitely grounded.

[Morgan Miller @morganmiller333]

@locifer_ @WishShopping They correlate with your internet history and cache... so...

[Morgan Miller @morganmiller333]

@ZachSmith_220 No

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Next Sunday Mike & Karen Pence will spend $223 billion taxpayer dollars to fly to the moon for 15 minutes & yodel the N word at an apple pie

[Morgan Miller @morganmiller333]

@locifer_ Fig and Newt both hate me.

[Morgan Miller @morganmiller333]

@locifer_ Hahahahahahahaha nooooooooooo

[Morgan Miller @morganmiller333]

@locifer_ Leave me alone

[Morgan Miller @morganmiller333]

@locifer_ *Drunk No Doubt sesh*

[Morgan Miller @morganmiller333]

@loganalkire Ur heckin yum

[Morgan Miller @morganmiller333]

@loganalkire Like me bish

[Locifer @locifer_]

When @morganmiller333 gets home from whatever god forsaken island she on rn https://t.co/aCRnDHnLVZ