Morgan Muir

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[Morgan Muir @MorganMuir19]

Me: “you look handsome!” Kaiden:” I’m not handsome!” Me:” well are you ugly then?” Kaiden:” like shrek!... and I smell like donkey!”

[Morgan Muir @MorganMuir19]

Kaiden: “I need a fuck you for Christmas”
Me and my mom:”what?!”

[Morgan Muir @MorganMuir19]

Kaiden pretending to be a rooster:
Crocodiledoo!!

[Morgan Muir @MorganMuir19]

*the second Kaiden is alone, hides behind the chair in the living room **
Me:” why’d you poop your pants again?”
Kaiden:” oh I didn’t mean to.”
Me:”... that’s bullshit and you know it.”
#pottytraining #boysaregross #nopooponlypeeinthepotty

[Morgan Muir @MorganMuir19]

Me:”Kaiden put your underwear on.”
Kaiden bends over and spreads legs apart
Kaiden:”look at my butt hole!”
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[Morgan Muir @MorganMuir19]

Wondering if I should start tweeting about the ridiculous things that my toddler does 🤔 thoughts?

[Morgan Muir @MorganMuir19]

@hayleyschentag_ It’s odd

[Morgan Muir @MorganMuir19]

I liked it better when my son slept through the night every night, not stayed up most of the night like he does now... #gotosleep #fuq

[Morgan Muir @MorganMuir19]

@WHLPats section 120 row 9 seat 3! #Subwayeatfresh

[Morgan Muir @MorganMuir19]

@hayleyschentag_ https://t.co/7HZuG6lag6

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

People with stronger friendships have the greater ability to communicate strictly through facial expressions.

[Morgan Muir @MorganMuir19]

When I sneeze quietly and my son wakes up screaming😳...#oops

[Morgan Muir @MorganMuir19]

@hayleyschentag_ oh good I feel much better now lol

[Morgan Muir @MorganMuir19]

@hayleyschentag_ I was referring to your tweet on you only snap chatting while drunk so don't flatter myself for getting snaps from you lol

[Morgan Muir @MorganMuir19]

@hayleyschentag_ I thought I was special!

[Morgan Muir @MorganMuir19]

It'd be cool if the people living above me didn't stomp around all day and night 😠

[Morgan Muir @MorganMuir19]

39 weeks pregnant..couldn't be more accurate 👌🏼 https://t.co/etC9qGoZlG

[Morgan Muir @MorganMuir19]

What I wouldn't so to be sitting on a gondola in Venice again.. #imisseurope https://t.co/3uL5bIThD5

[Morgan Muir @MorganMuir19]

@Rosechamp66 up your butt that's where!

[Morgan Muir @MorganMuir19]

@itsbeecote lol Brianna https://t.co/WKBTyOctZ0