Hayley Schentag

If you make friends with yourself, you will never be alone

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@theCHIVE OG Miles Teller

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Just a caged bird

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Let me be the first to say I love Nickelback

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Can you believe that only the rich kids used to have unlimited texting?

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Mom life has somehow turned me into the person that texts using exclamation marks at the end of my sentances

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I gotta know. Is it odd that at least one bird, if not more, flies into my window every single day? Or does this happen to everyone?

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Being pregnant is awfully lonely

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I don't even know how to handle compliments from other girls. It's seriously either "your shirt is really pretty" or "can I peel your skin off and wear it because I want to be you". There's no in between

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In the workplace a woman will take a man more seriously if she

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In the workplace, a man will take a woman more seriously if

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I am dragon energy

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@CarsonLavender And if that doesn't do it for you, then wait till you find out they only cut one slice of bread in half and leave the other whole. Is it one sandwich or two? We will never know.

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I don't recommend @TimHortons new turkey melt. Unless you like mayonnaise sandwiches.

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@CarsonLavender Your really gonna love the melted cheese on top of the sandwich too. It's so nice that your hands get all greased up.

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"I know this town like the back of my ankles. Not great but pretty good."
-Blaise Nixon

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I miss watching Video on Trial and switching to Disney channel everytime my mom walked past the living room

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@IttsAshleeey Damn movies set our expectations too high

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@CarmJohanson96 Sames

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When you have more than you need, build a longer table not a higher fence