morg

charity: water supporter

[morg @morganolhiser]

@daphnebIue @emkelley_ It already shipped, that one is super cool tho!!

[morg @morganolhiser]

@emkelley_ yeah…. i’m annoyed I paid $16 for shipping for the vinyl 😵‍💫

[morg @morganolhiser]

$16 as the cheapest shipping method for a vinyl seems crazy?? bought it anyways but that shocked me

[morg @morganolhiser]

@thebandcamino love you guys but only one west coast date is WILD

[morg @morganolhiser]

the number of lover live from paris vinyls on my fb marketplace feed rn makes me so angry

[morg @morganolhiser]

actually really bummed that the two friends big bootie mixes don’t count toward spotify wrapped bc volume 25 would have been my top song for sure lol

[morg @morganolhiser]

seeing people immediately posting the anthology vinyl on fb marketplace makes me so irrationally angry like why are you buying it to immediately sell it for 4x what you paid 😤

[morg @morganolhiser]

target app said my store only had 4 copies of the vinyl left so I sped down there for the store to be empty and there were still 12 on the shelf but we got her!!

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Nothing says “Make America Healthy Again” like a Big Mac and a lipper

[morg @morganolhiser]

Im getting the vibe that Mike was told he’s not allowed to hit him🤔 this shit feels so rigged

[morg @morganolhiser]

just saw a TikTok comment calling Jake Paul the Jojo Siwa of boxing and I cannot stop laughing 💀

[Dr Eva Burke @Eva_B89]

Ask any woman over 25 if it's unspoken

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Tonight I learned something I’ve always suspected. Most people will support a rapist over a woman.

[morg @morganolhiser]

wdym she played exile on the piano when I initially had tickets for tonight’s show but couldn’t go😭😭

[morg @morganolhiser]

dynamic pricing is actually so insane I literally watched kelsea ballerini tickets go up $45 in the 3 minutes it took me to choose my seats but anywho rip to my bank account cuz im going anyway🫨

[morg @morganolhiser]

@spacebunstewart I hot glued seashells to the inside of a jacket and wrote a name tag that said Sally and went out as sally sells sea shells by the sea shore which made for a fun joke opening the jacket asking people if they wanted to buy shells😂

[“kimari”🦋 @onthattightrope]

imagine explaining this to abraham lincoln

[SlaveToVirgosGroove @Nk3play2]

#Debate2024 I know they asked this fucker about the economy... How did he get to trashin immigrants and mentally ill people?!

[morg @morganolhiser]

@the_wldlfe I’d like to rank them all #1 but if I have to choose:

1. Growing up song
2. Heaven is a place
3. Simple math
4. Dizzy
5. Here we go again
6. Aliens
7. Turtleneck
8. What if
9. Wreck my life
10. Write a song about it
11. Real estate
12. Sweet tooth
13. Be there