Morgan Rasnake

i am learning to find joy right here in the mess of things

[tt @bigttbacco]

Ah, fake spring, my favorite WV weather cycle

[DrewFrog @DrewFrogger]

I don’t use this verbiage often but this is a whole vibe. simple as that

[Morgan Rasnake @morganrasnake]

Just ordered a label maker and honestly I’m stoked for it to come in. This is adulthood I guess.

[Morgan Rasnake @morganrasnake]

PSA wearing gloves to grocery shop then touching literally everything you come in contact with after while still wearing them (including your wallet, card, car keys, etc) DOES! NOTHING! TO! HELP! YOU! JUST PRACTICE GOOD HAND HYGIENE PEOPLE

[Morgan Rasnake @morganrasnake]

i’m sorry I took you for granted, @Target @tjmaxx @HomeGoods ... i miss u 😢

[Morgan Rasnake @morganrasnake]

Fun activity: go to Walmart/Target/etc the night before Valentine’s day and just watch all the men scrambling for gifts and cards. It’s the best.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

KNOWLEDGE DARTS from Marshawn before he walks off maybe forever

[Jordan 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝘆 @jojomartian]

*opening gifts*
me: :D

my mom: do you love it ⍢⃝

my dad: HEY EVERYONE PUT YOUR WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. Hey, tell your, TELL UR SISTER TO PUT THE WRAPPING PAPER IN THIS BAG. CAN YOU GRAB THAT PIECE FOR ME. Here what IF I HAND YOU THE BAG. DONT JUST THROW IT OVER THERE, I—

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

#FootballGuy of the Decade nominee

[Morgan Rasnake @morganrasnake]

4 papers to write by the 21st, a test tmrw, quiz Wednesday and basically only 2.5 weeks of classes left before finals. 1 semester left until I graduate, motivation is at an all time low. Will I...

[G i g i 🪩🍒 @gisellexoxo_]

Maybe a Louis Vuitton bag would make me feel better

[Morgan Rasnake @morganrasnake]

Weird..its almost like someone made a show with this exact premise already

[NBC News @NBCNews]

At Oak Ridge National Laboratory in eastern Tennessee, physicist Leah Broussard is trying to open a portal to a parallel universe. https://t.co/Thz2s0qJz7

[Morgan Rasnake @morganrasnake]

@981THEBULL @lukecombs @CanaanL53

[Morgan Rasnake @morganrasnake]

Just watched a man bring his own Tupperware container full of tomato slices into Hardee’s. Old people are wild

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

Grace is only hard to give if we’re keeping score.

[kayla @kaylaxvrd]

truer words have never been spoken by a toothbrush

[Morgan Rasnake @morganrasnake]

Can someone explain the point of cropped sweaters??? Doesn’t this defeat the purpose of wearing a sweater??? I need answers

[Morgan Rasnake @morganrasnake]

Tried to type the word “dog” and it autocorrected to “doggo.” Idk if I’ve ever felt more understood

[Morgan Rasnake @morganrasnake]

How ridiculous is it that we live in a world where I, as a woman, become scared and anxious at the idea of having to go into the grocery store by myself at night