morgan

welcome to the shitshow. just a hot mess, who’s a mom of a couple of hot messes. I tweet about my kids a lot and drink a lot of coffee.

[morgan @morganreneea18]

@itsnickharter I can do that lol.

[morgan @morganreneea18]

I taught my kids how to say “suh dude”.

[morgan @morganreneea18]

“If your mom is playing more of that trash on tiktok...”
What I watch on tiktok: https://t.co/1TN2uOt9lZ

[morgan @morganreneea18]

I’m a man, apparently.

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

Tell me you're a man without telling me you're a man:

I'll start driving somewhere even though I don't remember exactly where it is because I assume things will start to look familiar at some point along the way.

[morgan @morganreneea18]

@samiamthewalrus #richgirlproblems

[morgan @morganreneea18]

“Good job pooping, mom!” - my three year old.

[morgan @morganreneea18]

He just melts my heart. 🥺

[morgan @morganreneea18]

Me: “mom, do you have a DVD player I can have before I go buy a new one?”
Mom: “yeah, just check it first and make sure there isn’t a dirty movie in it.”
Me: “MOM” 😅😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[morgan @morganreneea18]

Should I give my son a mullet?

[muse @museband]

20 years since the New Born video first aired. Probably the first decent video we ever put out.
We flew out to Prague to film our bit and the rest was all filmed in a warehouse somewhere in West London.
https://t.co/81CpNYMXQD

[morgan @morganreneea18]

What’s it like to be able to go somewhere by yourself besides work?

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

This Mother’s Day I would like a very cold hotel room, black out curtains, an Ambien, and no other human being present. Thank you in advance.

[morgan @morganreneea18]

@samiamthewalrus

[morgan @morganreneea18]

https://t.co/7d8FRYPtqh
I sent my mom this video to warn her.

[morgan @morganreneea18]

“Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
Life’s a bitch, beer’s a must
But always remember
Busch Light we trust.”

[morgan @morganreneea18]

@samiamthewalrus

[morgan @morganreneea18]

I am tired and I don’t want to work tonight.

[morgan @morganreneea18]

I picked Ottilie up out of her car seat and peed a little. Have kids, they said....

[morgan @morganreneea18]

@samiamthewalrus @itsnickharter I agree with you both.

[morgan @morganreneea18]

One of my favorite pictures I’ve ever taken.