Morgan Schmanski

Wisconsin -this has turned into a place where I’m telling the world about the dumb stuff I find myself doing. (learning to laugh when we need it the most)

[Morgan Schmanski @morganschmanski]

@dominos Nah.... not when my orders cancelled an hour after I ordered. Or without calling when the delivery driver didn’t get a doorbell response. Lmao

[fka TiffanyTrumpVEVO @Johnatron4000]

For the record I would get another Pfizer shot every fucking day alongside my morning cold brew if it meant never dealing with this shit ever again

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

can you believe we’re still dealing with this damn coronavirus?

[Matt Roller @rolldiggity]

Fifty years ago, if you wanted to see a picture of a raccoon, you either had to already have it or drive to a library. And raccoon in a funny hat? Forget about it.

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

how are they not arresting everyone who breached the Capitol Building?? police just politely letting them walk out and go home

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

I saw a dead body on my run this morning. last time I saw a body covered with a sheet on the pavement was the morning of sept 11,2001. it’s really bothering me tbh. LA has some very serious underlying-issues that are not often discussed

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

I also carry pepper spray when I run here. 20 years of running in NYC without incident and in 6 months I had 3 alterations with aggressive unstable individuals. I can defend myself, I’m not scared but I don’t like it, I don’t like that I need to carry pepper spray

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

With a *$600* relief check, you could pay the median monthly rent for January in approximately zero states.

[Morgan Schmanski @morganschmanski]

I’m currently at the point of the day where I definitely am tired of the words written on paper...

[Tianna, the Writer @tiannathewriter]

My sister has been coming home singing 3 little birds by Bob Marley from school for like 2 weeks now and I've just found out why.
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[Quinn XCII @QuinnXCII]

girl i prefer u with no deodorant

[Morgan Schmanski @morganschmanski]

Sometimes I hate people but I was just stopped at a light with a man holding his sign, simply asking for shoes and a way to get to work... I felt terrible... but three cars behind me handed him a box of north face boots! #lovethyneighbor

[FLETCHER @findingfletcher]

i ordered myself so much sushi and a massive bottle of wine. we luv ~self-care~

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

People across the country are going hungry, COVID is set to explode, and Mitch McConnell dismissed the Senate last week.

I don’t know how these people can sleep at night. I really don’t.

[There are some who call me...TIM @TimNoEgo]

Well wow.

I learned a couple of things today.

*Tons of people had horrible, toxic parents that said and did things that screwed with our heads.

*Tons of you are amazingly supportive.

I'm not used to that. The voices says I don't deserve it.

Thank you so, so much. 🫂

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

it’s crazy how the virus is so much worse right now than it was when i was sanitizing my groceries

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

pass it on