Morgan Schoenstein

IG iammorganelizabeth

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

This year, Women’s college basketball completed a revolution that has been building for years.

Congrats South Carolina, congrats Iowa and Caitlin Clark.

What you all did this year is more valuable than a singular championship. You’ve changed history.

Thank you.

[Morgan Schoenstein @morgansquared_]

Not the local McDonald’s employee (who I’m on a first name basis with) saying “have a good thanksgiving! Well I’m sure I’ll see you before then.” 😔

[Morgan Schoenstein @morgansquared_]

Where did they get this video of my child

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

The way he so respectfully got mama all the way together 💀

[Morgan Schoenstein @morgansquared_]

“Oh you want that Obama don’t you?”
Huh? “That change.”
Sir.. can I just have my large fry.

[Morgan Schoenstein @morgansquared_]

@stfubradie Electric chair👩🏻‍⚖️

[♡ @haizediary]

every tongue that rises against taylor swift shall fall

[Morgan Schoenstein @morgansquared_]

I know pride month is over but to all the girlies that always told men “I don’t like kissing” I implore you to investigate that.

[Morgan Schoenstein @morgansquared_]

My girlfriend got me addicted to puzzles and now nothing else in life matters to me.

[Morgan Schoenstein @morgansquared_]

Why is it always the most HIDEOUS of men that are so critical of women.

[Morgan Schoenstein @morgansquared_]

Every week is a new disappointment. You’re telling me I won’t get to hear mirrorball, cowboy like me, death by a thousand cuts, OR the lakes live?

[Morgan Schoenstein @morgansquared_]

I can’t wait to overplay this

[chart data @chartdata]

Paris Hilton and Kim Petras' "Stars Are Blind (Paris' Version)" will be released tonight at midnight.

[Morgan Schoenstein @morgansquared_]

I can’t believe I wasn’t there. Im sick

[Taylor Swift News @TSwiftNZ]

🎵 | Taylor Swift just brought Phoebe Bridgers out as a surprise guest to perform ‘Nothing New’! #NashvilleTSTheErasTour

[Morgan Schoenstein @morgansquared_]

@stfubradie Or little mini crystals

[Morgan Schoenstein @morgansquared_]

Just saw an old man stop and get out of his car to help a momma and ducklings cross the road safely. The way he was shuffling 😭 now I’m sobbing.

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

It’s literally everyone except drag queens

[Morgan Schoenstein @morgansquared_]

I wish there was an app that could just delete everything I posted or said online from 2014-2017. I was genuinely so embarrassing and unhinged.

[Morgan Schoenstein @morgansquared_]

Throwing up

[Morgan Schoenstein @morgansquared_]

Pls no I will throw up and my bracket will be done

[Morgan Schoenstein @morgansquared_]

@ReginaPhalangge Bless us

[Morgan Schoenstein @morgansquared_]

The “can’t wait to watch the Rihanna concert and apparently there’s a football game too” jokes are becoming the mimosa joke please stop.