morgan swan

[morgan swan @morganswan_]

@_KirstyCarlyle Congrats my gorgeous intelligent queen, no one deserves it more 💓💓💓 x

[morgan swan @morganswan_]

The ‘camping’ song in the new @RickandMorty ep wtf hahahaha

[morgan swan @morganswan_]

Finished my last ever uni exam 🥂🥳what a bloody feeling x

[yakkocmn @yakkocmn]

what it feels like to play animal crossing

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Hulk and Stitch. Stitch was not a fan of acquiring a little brother. Now they won’t stop cuddling. Both 13/10

[morgan swan @morganswan_]

No I’m sorry, 5 min crafts has gone too far this time

[morgan swan @morganswan_]

Me listening to Frank Ocean’s new single

[morgan swan @morganswan_]

chick on undateables just described how she felt after a date as "I feel like my arteries are full of glitter" 😭💕 protect this woman at all costs x

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Texting my same three friends each hour

[morgan swan @morganswan_]

me, working from home: *drinks 14 coffees a day*
me in bed at night: *wonders why I can’t sleep*

[morgan swan @morganswan_]

Meanwhile Boris Johnson be like “oooh guys pls don’t visit the parks haha well I mean you can but it’s very irresponsible if you do hehe (see you at the park at 5 lol)”

[morgan swan @morganswan_]

If this COVID 19 has taught me one thing, it’s that British people only eat rice, pasta, noodles and toilet roll

[morgan swan @morganswan_]

Everyone in the world right now questioning the UK’s coronavirus strategy:

[morgan swan @morganswan_]

Boris Johnson looking in the mirror right now trying to tell himself that the herd immunity strategy will work

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

me telling the teacher of my online class that i shit my pants and need to go home but im already home

[emi @e_luzive]

“you can’t even dance to Fleetwood Mac”
me, an intellectual:

[morgan swan @morganswan_]

People always ask why I only ever wear docs but here I am in trainers having to leap over massive puddles as though I am some sort of show pony .... case closed

[morgan swan @morganswan_]

Omg when you flash and let someone in when ur driving and they don’t flash back 😤😤😤 what do you think that space just materialised outta no where gtf bye

[morgan swan @morganswan_]

So scary that Aus was/is on fire with over a billion animals dead, and now they’ve got uncontrollable rain and hail - and it’s all our fucking fault 🙂

[morgan swan @morganswan_]

Babybels are so fucking good why do they make them so small