Morgan Tandy

[Morgan Tandy @morgantandy]

@claire_buckley I think it's their first date

[Morgan Tandy @morgantandy]

when is it ok to skip work and go sit by the river. asking for a friend.

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

dog: i think that job interview went well!
*looks in mirror and sees ear was inside out the whole time*

[WSHH FANS @WSHHFANS]

When the teacher tries to pronounce ghetto names https://t.co/gFrUkYrJVr

[Morgan Tandy @morgantandy]

Nocturnal

[Morgan Tandy @morgantandy]

@Kdesigns7

[Morgan Tandy @morgantandy]

I don't associate my cat with a gender bc idk if the devil is male or female

[Claire Buckley @claire_buckley]

I'll go from jamming to Taylor Swift to Biggie to Blink-182

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

When you're trying to low key tell your crush you like her

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

The new "walk of shame" should be going to a bar the next morning after being drunk and looking for your lost debit card.

[Morgan Tandy @morgantandy]

Incase you forgot.

[Morgan Tandy @morgantandy]

TWEET UP IN DIS BITCH

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

This guy is too real 🙌🏻

[Morgan Tandy @morgantandy]

MEN ARE PIGS

[Morgan Tandy @morgantandy]

Sometimes you just have to lay in bed on a Friday night and eat chicken nuggets and chocolate raisins and watch Netflix.