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Venmo: morganwarner4

[AIPAC Tracker @TrackAIPAC]

The “two suspects” Israel murdered:

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

My God.
This is horrific.

[bridget @bridget_eke]

imagine a chat with the girls here

[Morgz @MorganWarner4]

Last tweet

[trash jones @jzux]

ice cream trucks are great but in the winter we need a SOUP TRUCK. do they even understand how much money I’d spend if there was a truck rolling through my neighborhood every day doling out piping hot soup

[Morgz @MorganWarner4]

@WoolyBully0420 @TheDarkXRises @PicturesFoIder Except being attacked by a shark is a 1 in 11.5 million chance and being attacked by a man is a 1/3. “Unlikely thing to happen” that has happened to me and 1/3 of women. Don’t speak on things you don’t actually have any knowledge about.

[Morgz @MorganWarner4]

@lordxelrond Sooo, what did you go with?

[Morgz @MorganWarner4]

@marchoee We love to hear it

[Morgz @MorganWarner4]

@marchoee Miss it w you😔😔

[Morgz @MorganWarner4]

@lordxelrond No, I do not. Please report back with the results

[Richard Ngo @RichardMCNgo]

Ongoing thread of unusual party ideas I've heard lately (some great, some terrible).

100 beers of solitude: the party starts with 100 beers on a table in the middle of the room, and nobody is allowed to talk until all of them are finished.

[Morgz @MorganWarner4]

My old boss at a company I used to work for has tried to match me on hinge 3 times, do I match or contact HR (he’s hot)

[petfinder names @petfindernames]

the unholy trinity

[Steve @thahumorguy]

my girl angry i havent replied to her selfie yet. hold on shawty im tryna figure out how to spell georges 😭😭

[brent @murrman5]

getting pulled to the side on iron chef and being told im using too many paper towels while I cook

[Morgz @MorganWarner4]

@JennaRayee Hahahah girl you do not need to explain it to me 💀

[Morgz @MorganWarner4]

@JennaRayee Bqhahahahah omg! “It makes me upset no one wants you” clearly she has not seen the options

[Morgz @MorganWarner4]

@thadxcastle Medical phenomenon