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Today, is day -one- of the rest of my life!!

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It's official, I have forgotten what grass looks like. #longestwinterever #whenwillitend

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You know that after Elsa says "the cold never bothered me anyway" and slams the door, she's going "Damn! That felt good!" #frozen

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The ghosts of Zachary and Emily Binks are still some of the best ghosts on film that I have seen #myopinion #circa1993 #HocusPocus

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Neighbor just came over and rang our door bell- I climbed out our bedroom window to talk to her. That's normal right? #renoproblems #tapedoffthedoor #dusteverywhere

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PSA: driving with your foot on the brake puts you at greater risk to get into an accident because nobody knows what your doing. #drivewithonefoot #gobacktodrivingschool

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Just witnessed a giant celebration up at the bar while at #southbar in #hartfordsd. I figured someone won the dice game, nope, someone showed up with tums and someone was so happy about it the whole bar celebrated 🤷‍♀️😂 #heartburnproblems

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Tyler and I would never be good on #HouseHunters for the fact that we like the same things. #notgoodfortv

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I will never understand why there is only ever just one shoe on the road.... 🤔

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Rigged?

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So now that the @Eagles are coming to Minneapolis, how would they feel if we threw full beer cans at them??

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My dog farts like a person who just broke into a @ColdStone and is also lactose intolerant.....🤢🤢

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I can't be the only one that stares at my dog when she sleeps to make sure she's breathing. #furbaby #furmom #thingsineverdidbefore #

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I was so looking forward to my hawiann BBQ chicken pizza from @PapaJohns until I get it and apparently I hit double onions and that means no pineapple 😭😭😭 #fml #ihateonions

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In case anyone was wondering, potty training a puppy in a blizzard has now become one of my least favorite things..

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2 Walgreens workers are exchanging heated words.... I've walked down the same 3 isles 4 times looking for bread because I'm not getting in the middle of that... #Walgreensdoesnthavebread

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#aprilstillhasnthadherbaby #illbedamnedifimissit #giraffejunkie #butseriously

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Fun fact: I have watched April the giraffe everyday for a month now. Still no baby. #howispendmytime #issheevenpregnant #cantstopwontstop

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This Damn giraffe better have her baby today because I have to get shit done... #imgladimnotaprilthegiraffe #whyisthissoaddicting

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I now have baby fever from watching a giraffe in labor. #isthatweird 👶👶👶 #nogiraffeemoji

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Came to work with a lot of motivation to get shit done!👊 Saw a live stream of a giraffe in labor.. Guess what I have accomplished today ☺