im an aquarium

I’m just an average citizen with a Stromboli, a college degree, and a baby

[im an aquarium @MorgggR]

Who wore it better?
1) me
2) Eric Foreman

[JohnRocker @itsJohnRocker]

ALL
CHARLIE
KIRK
DID
WAS
HAVE
A
RESPECTFUL
DIALOGUE
WITH
PEOPLE
HE
DISAGREED
WITH

[im an aquarium @MorgggR]

I think I have to be a sober sally the rest of my life bc being hungover with a child to care for is top 5 worst things ever

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Decision fatigue. From meals to career paths

[im an aquarium @MorgggR]

Whenever I’m awake at home and no one else is, I always hear an owl hooing.

[im an aquarium @MorgggR]

Why is it so expensive just to see with my own eyes??????

[im an aquarium @MorgggR]

@jackie_rearick Yes girl!!! It’s just the best song to sing/yell anytime, anywhere😂

[im an aquarium @MorgggR]

Goodbye Earl - The (Dixie) Chicks

[im an aquarium @MorgggR]

Being a working mom is so hard😭😭😭 you miss so many “firsts” and it’s heart wrenching hearing about it and not being there to witness it yourself😭😭😭

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Waking up after an extra hour of sleep vs. when the sun goes down at 4pm today

[im an aquarium @MorgggR]

☠️☠️☠️

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

they thought joe biden was gonna forgive student loans and instead they’re gonna get drafted into world war 3

[im an aquarium @MorgggR]

You never realize how bad you need your hair done until someone takes your pic🫠

[im an aquarium @MorgggR]

No one tells you how difficult it is to navigate having a sick baby and working….

[im an aquarium @MorgggR]

Life isn’t fair😩 in my feels today that other people get to spend more time with my baby than me bc of work. IM SAD.

[im an aquarium @MorgggR]

Me: Peyton’s cradle cap is coming back a little bit
Josh: What’s cradle cap? Those helmets they make babies wear?

Why are dads clueless🤦🏼‍♀️

[im an aquarium @MorgggR]

If you heard my baby screaming in Target, ✨no you didn’t✨

[im an aquarium @MorgggR]

Cleaning my house is so difficult at this point, I’m about to give up😩

[im an aquarium @MorgggR]

Why does no one know how to drive today????

[im an aquarium @MorgggR]

As soon as the weather gets nice, I want to quit my job. I shouldn’t have to be inside all day long😩😩😩