Morghan Freeman

waterloo oxford

[Morghan Freeman @morghanlea]

so Justin Bieber came through drive thru last night and we gave him the wrong food 😬 lol too late to say sorry?

[reb @rebmasel]

what I like about hippos being the most dangerous animal in the world: they’re vegetarian. not even omnivores. they don’t want to eat you, they just hate you. and I think that’s a beautiful thing

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

society: he will never hold a youtube skateboard

me:

[Suzanne @SJohnsdottire]

Pro-lifers don't like complexity. At 17 weeks my placenta detached and he was much too small. I thought I felt my baby's frantic attempts to breathe. My OBGYN advised me to terminate the pregnancy, there wasn't much time. But I couldn't.

[Amir @boyists]

Cleared him with ONE sentence😭

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

my titties actually ruin my outfits. like… i wanna look like a slut and my titties don’t give that

[Daric @Daric]

Nah.. the L dance after getting 3 pieced is crazy.

[Morghan Freeman @morghanlea]

@Sabrina45X 5 for 1

[Side Hustle King 👨🏽‍💻💰 @profitwithant]

@briscoepark That reminds me of this video 😂

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

The clap into an under tuck reverse arm role is what's most impressive to me here.

[Morghan Freeman @morghanlea]

@Sethrogen new variant looking tight

[Hasbik (fan) @HasbulIah]

#MotivationalMonday

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Yes they showed up.

Happy 4th to my fellow Americans

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

I'm filled with joy when I see the "baby on board" sign attached to the car in front of mine, but sadness washes over me when I realise the car is a hearse. Only when I notice that it's being driven by a baby do I begin to have mixed feelings

[THE LUCKIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD ✨ @itszoedadon]

At some point we gotta have an Olympics where all the drugs in the world are legal. I’m tryna see how fast mfs can go.

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

i’m not going to treat every elderly person like they’re wise. some of them are dumb and many of them are insane

[☭ @sleepisocialist]

I will never forget the hatred and disregard for immunocompromised and disabled lives during this pandemic.

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

I ain’t never seen a car tear an ACL 😂

[. @_uyuyuiii]

the lady in the striped shirt was running for HA LIFE 😭😭😭