Morgan

I want to be a nail polish namer, a tour guide, and an ice cream truck driver in my next life. In this life: ASL interpreter/ professor /wedding officiant

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Looks like the college students across the street are having a party and was a little nervous about noise (im old). Then 3 people walked in with coke (a cola). Im less concerned now. You go, kiddos.

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How tf am i crying over masterchef?

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When the baby's been clingy for 5 days and andrew is supposed to be home already.

Narrator: it was not, in fact, fine.

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Me, packing for myself: yes. I can do 2 months out of this carryon backpack

Me, packing with a baby: so should we get a uhaul?

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@TimboSaint

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I just broke this guy's heart when he asked "basketball or volleyball?" and i answered neither. #tallgirlproblems

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Listening to @fortunefunny and @peteholmes on you made it weird and it is the sweetest podcast/therapy session in history. I have teared up like 6 times. Especially the big gay standing ovation.

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@TimboSaint More like hell-no kitty

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Lady Lyanna Mormont, queen of my heart

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Me: we're going to have to pause GoT so i can feed the baby.
Drew: can't we pause parenthood until GoT is over instead? #priorities #GameofThrones

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Brought the baby 7 hours to my parents' for the weekend without andrew. I need 20 hours of sleep. I needed that before too, but more now.

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I spend all day with my kid, then when she goes to bed at night i look at pics and videos of her all evening and think about how little she was (3 months ago). Im annoying as hell, even to myself.

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So @Jeopardy is gonna be out a signaling device if lindsey doesn't gtfo.

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@DonaldGantz Aahhh damn i want cauliflower tacos!

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Last night was our first night of 'sleep training' the baby and this morning a dude told me i looked well rested in a coffee shop....so.... it worked?

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Ok so when maya slow dances to kc&jojo in pen15, that was my first slow dance with my first middle school boyfriend too. That show is so good/hard to watch

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For the amount of time i spend coaching my robot vacuum around the house i should probably just get out the regular vacuum and do it myself

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😂😂😂😂😂😂

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saturday amusement:
So i spend a not insignificant amount of time making sauce and eggplant parm from scratch.... and then salad? Nah, can't be bothered, use a bagged kit. Salad would absolutley have been the easiest part

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Today my accountant told me i looked happy to be a mom and "not totally frazzled like i see a lot". Lol looking "not totally frazzled" is literally the only thing i can aim for when i leave the house. As a note, i don't think happy and frazzled are mutually exclusive.