🏹 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕘 💋

my pronouns are motherfucker im (mentally) ill/big bawler

[🏹 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕘 💋 @morgmillzz]

no the go pro stays ON during sex

[𝓜𝓻𝓼. 𝓢 @smalltown_wife]

I truly don’t understand parents who make their kids wake up for no reason if there’s no school, no job, and nowhere else to be. it’s summertime. they have the rest of their lives to wake up early. just let the kids sleep, for goodness’ sake

[Ruthy @RuthyVibez]

Love Island producers said let’s find Kaylor, Amaya, and Hannah all in one person. They found her…she’s Kenzie.

[liz ⚰️ @bloodthrstbooks]

i used to get so fucking mad when kids would show up to the scholastic book fair with a fucking $50 bill and bought nothing but erasers and pens i'm fuming thinking about it at the ripe age of 27

[hannah @judrewstin]

ever since bieberchella I genuinely can’t merge back into my real life like i’m in so deep rn i’m abt to bounce back to 2010 and j-14 poster tf out of my room at the ripe age of 26

[ًًً @notpressre]

No importa cuanto tiempo pase yo voy amar a Justin de la misma forma que lo ame cuando tenía 9 años

[mors @onmyjetbifch]

“we got a lot of people at home watching” “on the couch” “in their living room”
#BIEBERCHELLA

[Sophie 🧸 @jbsblush]

If you don’t know who Avalanna is give me your ticket

[vazzi @witchval91]

Ojalá Justin Bieber se de cuenta de que no estoy en Coachella y lo cancele

[ꕤ @glindaupland]

for anyone unfamiliar with american horror story this is like if rihanna returned to music

[♡ Honey ♡ @rawmilkhoney]

Yeah idk but I fully plan on stepping out like this when I have kids

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 @JoroJrn]

i can handle alot... but God forbid there's multiple noises happening at once

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

ENOUGH!

[viren 🍉 @vviren__]

los últimos tres segundos de esto te quedan grabados en la mente para siempre y el después de los creditos es PEOR

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

falling out of love is one thing but slowly realizing your friend isn't a good person/not in alignment with you and needs to be let go is a pain that isn't talked about enough

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

I really gotta watch more QVC 💀

[shiii @pinkandlosing]

genuinely the type of shit i would come home to on a tuesday night at 3pm when i was like 12

[Laya, Mother of Citrus 🔱 @_loonielovegood]

Dressed in fresh jammies, fed, burped, warm, cozy, white noise, dark room: sleeps 22mins.

Held like a football by dad, laptop blue light blasting his face: begins snoring, FILLS his diaper, proceeds to sleep 2hrs and counting.