Morgan Fitzgerald

I post a lot about annoying myself and annoying other people.

[Morgan Fitzgerald @morgs_xd]

9 + 10

[Morgan Fitzgerald @morgs_xd]

THIS

[Morgan Fitzgerald @morgs_xd]

i’m convinced that i chose my career path as soon as i got my first littlest pet shop

[Morgan Fitzgerald @morgs_xd]

I would describe my train of thought more as several bumper cars that don’t understand how bumper cars work.

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

LOVE ON TOUR will be going out across the USA this September and I could not be more excited for these shows. As always, the well-being of my fans, band, and crew, is my top priority.

[blizzy🏹 @snapitzbrooklyn]

only wearing crop tops doesn’t make me a better person,, but it sure does make me a hotter one.

[Morgan Fitzgerald @morgs_xd]

i don’t take off my shoes when i get home until all the stuff i’m supposed to do after getting home is done, peak productivity right there

[Morgan Fitzgerald @morgs_xd]

wishing all my homies luck for the @Venmo give-away

[Morgan Fitzgerald @morgs_xd]

if a cat is stuck in a tree, are you actually supposed to call the fire department? i’ve only watched cartoons

[Morgan Fitzgerald @morgs_xd]

... you’re kidding

[Morgan Fitzgerald @morgs_xd]

the next iphone update will include: face ID, but mask compatible

[Morgan Fitzgerald @morgs_xd]

update: they have a dark mode

[Morgan Fitzgerald @morgs_xd]

why does snapchat not have a dark mode?

[Morgan Fitzgerald @morgs_xd]

before i dyed my whole head once again💜

[Morgan Fitzgerald @morgs_xd]

as one does

[Morgan Fitzgerald @morgs_xd]

elote should actually translate to bloated

[Morgan Fitzgerald @morgs_xd]

you ever blow bubbles in the sonic parking lot? you should try it

[Morgan Fitzgerald @morgs_xd]

@aluhgow growing grounds on chorro- have the cutest plants and the crochet hangers, i stop by every time on my way back to the bus stop

[Morgan Fitzgerald @morgs_xd]

my face was itchy and kamia just kept taking photos

[Morgan Fitzgerald @morgs_xd]

totally forgot that three hours ago i decided to be nice and pick up another shift... present self is pissed at past self

[Morgan Fitzgerald @morgs_xd]

i just woke up today hoping it wasn’t the day after yesterday

[Morgan Fitzgerald @morgs_xd]

explain to me how the same guys who go on LDS missionary are the same ones who aggressively flirt with you during AP gov

[Morgan Fitzgerald @morgs_xd]

say sike right now 🥲

[⚧︎Coochie Seasoning⚧︎🐝🔥🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @bbychakra]

RIP Polly, i love you & you will always be remembered for making life a little sweeter 💔