OhBabyGiveMeMor(gan)

Live broadcast of the random shit I find important and hilarious regardless of importance or hilarity.

[OhBabyGiveMeMor(gan) @morgsnotmorgues]

"It means we're alcoholics" "no we don't" #lit

[OhBabyGiveMeMor(gan) @morgsnotmorgues]

"You can't put "half" in the past tense, because in the past it would be full" -Luc Lavoie

[OhBabyGiveMeMor(gan) @morgsnotmorgues]

@mc_casss @brennakellyy They're totally okay, so long as you get them done by somebody who knows what they're doing!

[OhBabyGiveMeMor(gan) @morgsnotmorgues]

"I'm so drunk I need to go to the vil" -Eric Lavoie #doitinwolfville

[OhBabyGiveMeMor(gan) @morgsnotmorgues]

Shoutout to the restaurant at @HfxStanfield who gave me food poisoning the one week I'm with my family before Christmas👌🏻 #ffs #seriously

[OhBabyGiveMeMor(gan) @morgsnotmorgues]

"I look like a Gap infomercial"

[OhBabyGiveMeMor(gan) @morgsnotmorgues]

@mc_casss : oh he has four employees!
Me: ohh they can legally make a union!
Cass: I actually hate you
#roomielove #bbaproblems

[OhBabyGiveMeMor(gan) @morgsnotmorgues]

Today I dumped the contents of a juice box into a glass and mixed it with gin and called it a cocktail. #adult

[OhBabyGiveMeMor(gan) @morgsnotmorgues]

@TakingFiveHQ Let's give sleeping pills to Emmanuel and do this to him 😉

[OhBabyGiveMeMor(gan) @morgsnotmorgues]

I'm a slut for focaccia

[OhBabyGiveMeMor(gan) @morgsnotmorgues]

Why always with the sobbing child at the clinic.

[OhBabyGiveMeMor(gan) @morgsnotmorgues]

Have you ever done lit-trit-ture?? -Abi

[OhBabyGiveMeMor(gan) @morgsnotmorgues]

People are getting outta-fuckin-control with avocados

[OhBabyGiveMeMor(gan) @morgsnotmorgues]

Me: wow, he's handsome!
Mom: wow, you are a #GoldDigger ...

#true #mycalling

[OhBabyGiveMeMor(gan) @morgsnotmorgues]

Build a gingerbread house, get an engineering degree at X

[OhBabyGiveMeMor(gan) @morgsnotmorgues]

When @SecondCityTO gives you a reality check about how you know shit all about important matters of the world #yikes

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Today, let’s celebrate this amazing place we call home. Happy Canada Day from coast to coast to coast!
https://t.co/wgcsNmi0cq

[OhBabyGiveMeMor(gan) @morgsnotmorgues]

When your cousin looks like he let a little fart slip.😂😂 congratulations Ave, proud of you, you fart❤️ @avekoehn