morgan

no left turn unstoned

[morgan @morgy_d_]

sometimes I think im a decently good looking person and give people a positive first impression..

but I was just walking behind some girl geting back to my apartment and she turned around saw me and let out an actual verbal scream to my face and I dont think ive ever felt worse

[morgan @morgy_d_]

I drink 7-8 of these a day, just to make sure my kidney has a job to do. no caffeine to weaken my mind, no sugar to weaken my body. Just a simple 1v1 with my kidney and 72-84 fluid oz of carbonation

[autumn @adrusi]

this is the best thing ever ill never understand why caffeine free soda isnt way more popular

[madison (top 0.1% on sudoku) @madsmotionless]

Oh fuck yeah add it to teams

[morgan @morgy_d_]

How is this not a violation of monopoly laws

[Boardwalk Times @BoardwalkTimes]

Disney will combine its Hulu + Live TV business with Fubo. Disney will own 70% of the company and appoint members to its board.

The combined business will operate under the name Fubo.

The combined company will be the 2nd biggest vMVPD next to YouTube TV.

$FUBO $DIS

[morgan @morgy_d_]

You know your program is in shambles when you start making laws to protect you from losses

[Rep. Josh Williams @JoshWilliamsOH]

I am proud to introduce the O.H.I.O Sportsmanship Act to make flag planting at midfield a felony in the state of Ohio.

Behavior that incites violent brawls and puts our law enforcement officers in danger has no place on the football field.

[morgan @morgy_d_]

read this as british citizenship and almost cried tears of joy

[aka @akafaceUS]

BREAKING: President Trump has announced that he's planning to end Birth Citizenship.

Do you agree with this?

[morgan @morgy_d_]

somebody needs to make a scarlet rot weed strain immediately

[morgan @morgy_d_]

sometimes options can actually just be objectively wrong

[fox8news @fox8news]

Lake Erie named best lake in America: New poll https://t.co/xyRN5A0ptD

[morgan @morgy_d_]

Cricket is now called Baseball 2🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

USA DEFEATS PAKISTAN AT THE T20 CRICKET WORLD CUP

ONE OF THE BIGGEST UPSETS IMAGINABLE

PAKISTAN MADE THE FINAL LAST TIME. JUST USA’S SECOND WORLD CUP MATCH EVER… AND WEVE WON THEM BOTH!!!

[morgan @morgy_d_]

me starting my 9th modded playthrough

[helen @helen]

relapsing on elden ring

[mr online @Absolunar]

this just in: I will be barbecuing Sunday

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

Girlfriend: “I regret getting you that blender for your birthday”

Me drinking a pop tart: “why??”

[morgan @morgy_d_]

@SSGSentinel bloodborne

[morgan @morgy_d_]

the only thing more tempting than reaching for a cops gun is playing with the medical equipment

[morgan @morgy_d_]

my girlfriend just asked me if her hair looked okay before heading into the urgent care to get checked out after she totaled her car..

[morgan @morgy_d_]

I drove through worse roads in my slammed '98 Honda prelude

[Tesla Owners Silicon Valley @teslaownersSV]

Cybertruck off-roading in Southern California. This truck is unreal. My daily driver can go off road whenever I want.

[morgan @morgy_d_]

I drove through worse roads in my slammed '98 Honda prelude

[Tesla Owners Silicon Valley @teslaownersSV]

Cybertruck off-roading in Southern California. This truck is unreal. My daily driver can go off road whenever I want.

[morgan @morgy_d_]

this person has "stem" in their bio but thinks a bridge should be designed to handle a fully loaded cargo ship crashing into it

we're cooked😭

[favored, vindicated millionaire @SosoTheWanderer]

Praying for Baltimore. The city should be held accountable for the weak infrastructure of that bridge, period.

There's no reason the whole thing should've collapsed. These bridges are supposed to sustain impacts just like that. Please grill these politicians.

[morgan @morgy_d_]

@KingBenners should've put money on it gah damn

[JL @JackPLamb]

Your employer should give you a recess break if it is 60 degrees or warmer