Moriah

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[Moriah @moriahlmartin]

Idk how i manifested this but when i was a teeny bopper, my two celeb crushes were Cody Martin from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, and Kevin Jonas....I married a dude named Cody Martin and got married on Kevin Jonas’ birthday 🤷🏼‍♀️ didn’t realize it until a few years later 😂😂😂

[Moriah @moriahlmartin]

@Wendys please please pleaseeee bring back regular sweet and sour sauce!! Why would you take away a classic sauce like that 😭😭

[Moriah @moriahlmartin]

I just wanna know what happened to @FedEx “to the world on time” slogan becauseeeee…..🫠🫠

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

The people attacking or making fun of 17-year-old Gus Walz just don’t understand what JOY and LOVE are all about. They wish they had someone who cared as much about them as Gus does his dad.

Gus has a non verbal learning disability. He is neurodivergent and has ADHD. He is proud of his father. Now shut up already.

I’m glad to see people on both sides of the aisle pushing back on the filth that’s out there.

Treat people as if they are your own kids.

[Moriah @moriahlmartin]

@amazon totally unacceptable for Covid/flu tests to be delivered in this condition…I’ve already set up a replacement delivery but i ordered these specifically for delivery today and now i have to wait until tomorrow.

[Moriah @moriahlmartin]

All of my enemies started out friends.

[Moriah @moriahlmartin]

@CrumblCookies Im genuinely curious, did you discontinue the Rice Krispies? They were the best Rice Krispies and i would always buy a whole box of just them on weeks they were on the menu. Please bring them back or pass along the recipe 😭

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

I really wish Christians in America would worry a lot less about our nation being Christian and a lot more about our actions being Christlike.

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

There is no biblical mandate to establish a Christian nation, but there are hundreds of biblical mandates to be faithful Christians in the nations where we reside.

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

If you believe God intervened to save former President Trump, but didn’t intervene to save the kids in Uvalde or Parkland or Santa Fe or Sandy Hook, then you are worshipping partisan politics, not Jesus.

[Moriah @moriahlmartin]

@FedEx I’m supposed to be receiving important documents today that were shipped priority overnight yesterday, yet my tracking says it’ll be delivered by end of day?? What’s going on with that?? I thought priority overnight meant it would get here by 10:30am 🤔🤔🤔

[Moriah @moriahlmartin]

@UPS That would be great. Let me know what you need.

[Moriah @moriahlmartin]

@Keurig HELP! @UPS delivered my package to the wrong address. I have no idea where they delivered it to, but it’s not my house. I also filed a claim with them.

[Variety @Variety]

Taylor Swift says her song "Clara Bow" is “a commentary on what I’ve seen in the industry that I’ve been in over time.”

“I used to sit in record labels trying to get a record deal when I was a little kid. And they’d say, ‘You know, you remind us of’ and then they’d name an artist, and then they’d kind of say something disparaging about her, ‘but you’re this, you’re so much better in this way or that way.’ And that’s how we teach women to see themselves, as like you could be the new replacement for this woman who’s done something great before you. I picked women who have done great things in the past and have been these archetypes of greatness in the entertainment industry. Clara Bow was the first ‘it girl.’ Stevie Nicks is an icon and an incredible example for anyone who wants to write songs and make music.”

Read more here: https://t.co/kHOvqgyKTy

[Moriah @moriahlmartin]

About to go full on 2007 Lauren Conrad in a club on some people…

[Moriah @moriahlmartin]

@Degree I just meant deodorant in general! I was wondering if there was something happening in the industry to cause such a price jump. But please bring back the Unlimited line, it’s the ONLY one that works for me and i recommend it to all my other fellow smelly girlies🥺

[Moriah @moriahlmartin]

What is going on in the deodorant space where a stick of deodorant is almost $10???? And WHY did @Degree discontinue the Unlimited line?!?!

[Moriah @moriahlmartin]

@UPS i have 3 packages that haven’t moved since they were sent out. Is there something going on?

[Moriah @moriahlmartin]

@AskTarget Thanks so much! There have been times we’ve waited 10-20 minutes for a small order. Other locations in our area it has always been 5 or less. I appreciate your sense of urgency 🤍

[Moriah @moriahlmartin]

@Target please do a pulse check on your Port Saint Lucie, FL location. Their drive up employees take forever to bring orders out.

[Moriah @moriahlmartin]

Somewhere in the haze, got a sense I’d been betrayed