mo

be a veggie burger

[mo @moriahmarkowitz]

It’s hard to do 9am ballet when I’m still full from my 1am Taco Bell.

[k tron 5000 @manyoungtk]

I choose to believe that what I have to offer is unique and special. I will happily wait for the person who will fully appreciate that and offer me the same in return.

[mo @moriahmarkowitz]

@manyoungtk Tears.

[mo @moriahmarkowitz]

The LIRR needs cup holders

[mo @moriahmarkowitz]

I just did it again

[mo @moriahmarkowitz]

You ever just click “find my friends” to track your Taco Bell order?

[mo @moriahmarkowitz]

You ever just click “find my friends” to track your Taco Bell order?

[mo @moriahmarkowitz]

Your American flag mask resting on your chin says a lot about you sir

[mo @moriahmarkowitz]

Canada I miss you

[Edan Clay 🇺🇸 @EdanClay]

Your dad got legally voted out, not murdered by 3 cops in broad daylight...

[mo @moriahmarkowitz]

In the Dark is such an underrated show

[mo @moriahmarkowitz]

Wouldn’t want it any other way @manyoungtk

[k tron 5000 @manyoungtk]

This is literally me and @moriahmarkowitz

[mo @moriahmarkowitz]

Sorry, does Corona virus not exist at the White House? What am I missing

[riley @ryy_taylor]

why did taco bell have to pick summer 2020 to get rid of potatoes like read the room

[mo @moriahmarkowitz]

Is it mandatory to roll your eyes when recording yourself dancing on tiktok?

[pey @peydayreed]

New Girl is like, not even just underrated or slept on, like it’s straight up ACTUALLY one of the funniest shows ever and it doesn’t get even close to the respect it deserves

[mo @moriahmarkowitz]

@harr_alterman I wish everyone would agree.

[mo @moriahmarkowitz]

Cancel men’s cargo shorts. It’s time.