LightSkinnedIbibioMan

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[LightSkinnedIbibioMan @morich20]

The following line of thought was what I experienced from my first weed experience some years ago. Stumbled upon it from an old memory Facebook shared

A THREAD

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

This Saturday, we will be having another edition of the Sterling Bank Nationwide Online Maths Quiz.

The platform for the quiz is https://t.co/dnjSLGbm07 . Just register and wait for the countdown.

It’s open and free for every Nigerian student, and the winners get ₦500k, ₦300k, and ₦200k respectively.

All you need to participate is a phone, tablet, desktop, or laptop.

We are making education rewarding, fun and entertaining again, because that’s the only way we can save the nation.

[LightSkinnedIbibioMan @morich20]

@arojinle1 @subpharmacist Reminds me of the scientist that continued his research after being bitten by this snake. He took down notes of all his symptoms till he succumbed to the venom.

[LightSkinnedIbibioMan @morich20]

When Jesus said pray for those who hurt you, he knew how the heart functions. The moment you start praying for them, your own healing starts. Little by little you feel the bitterness seep out of your heart. It's totally for your own good when you pray for those who hurt you.

[LightSkinnedIbibioMan @morich20]

@Ru_banj Pinching myself. This is almost like the second coming

[LightSkinnedIbibioMan @morich20]

@ELT_Godwin Top movie

[LightSkinnedIbibioMan @morich20]

@olatsamm Truth is no matter how long you live together before marriage, green flags can turn to red flags once you put the ring on it. Cohabitation is not the answer. Integrity, which is making an agreement and keeping to it is the answer

[LightSkinnedIbibioMan @morich20]

Nigeria is unfair to everyone. The only people enjoying Nigeria are politicians.

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

Nigeria is unfair to teachers and health workers.

[LightSkinnedIbibioMan @morich20]

This is so absolutely true. Went to a relatives shop by 8am to fix a phone. His neighbors, igbo men, who do the same business had started their day long before. My relative, nowhere to be found till 10am.

[BOB ♠️ @BobMfonmma]

“I grew up in Akwa Ibom State… An Igbo man will wake up and open his shop at 7am, an Akwa Ibom man, after enjoyment or eating in a restaurant, will stroll to his shop around 11am…”— Solomon Buchi

[LightSkinnedIbibioMan @morich20]

@lorddrey If you're talking of just three regions, it may not work. In the north, there are many tribes especially starting from the middle belt. In the south south, which will fall under the east in this regional arrangement, there may be groups who would want their regions too.

[LightSkinnedIbibioMan @morich20]

That guy that sang that "my papa" song clearly had daddy issues.
He has about two more songs and he's still denigrating his father in them.

[LightSkinnedIbibioMan @morich20]

My friend came to my place with a mutual female friend. I heard them speaking in low tones then my friend got up and left. I played football on my phone until she got up and left for her room by midnight. First thing my friend asked me the following morning was did you hit?

[moonchild💫 @moonchild23580]

Do you boys purposely ignore hints Or are you actually clueless??

[Extractor @DavRowlan]

I hope this message reaches the right person, as I have to try.

I am searching for my mother, Joy Bassey (maiden name), who comes from the Emienyi family in Nusomutong, Abi LGA, Cross River State, Nigeria. Her brother is Clement Bassey.

She left when I was very young, and I have spent my life without knowing her, hearing her voice, or having answers to my questions.

I was informed that she remarried and moved to Ghana, and since then, she has completely disappeared from my life.

If you know her, if you’ve heard her name, or if this message somehow reaches someone connected to her, please, I am begging you to help me find my mother.

Even the smallest piece of information could change everything.

Please repost. Someone out there must know something. 🙏💔

[LightSkinnedIbibioMan @morich20]

@muheediva01 @olakunleopeye12 So true.

[LightSkinnedIbibioMan @morich20]

Visited a friend one time. We all went clubbing. At the end all three of my friends took home ladies from the club. I couldn't bring myself to try it, even as drunk as I was. I've always asked out of curiosity, no judgement tho, what it's like having strange bedfellows.

[BOB ♠️ @BobMfonmma]

One night in Côte d’Ivoire after a game, we all went back to our hotel. At 9pm they started showing porn in our rooms. Girls started loitering outside the hotel. Most of them could speak little English, the rest pure French.

I have a rule, if I travel, I don’t do anything silly with any stranger, talk more of OS. I’ll rather come back home with my konji filled body and empty it on my wife.

The OS charged 30,000 CFA, some of my guys paid o. Omo I changed the channel after having dinner at the conference hall, changed and watched French drama, which had no subtitle. I slept off with small konji.

Baba, nothing concern me concern transactional sex!

[LightSkinnedIbibioMan @morich20]

I narrated my plight, she called her husband aside and whispered in his ear. Husband turned to me and said "send me your account number" person wey them send to come lock my door, transfer better money give me. Mr Elvis, God bless you and your wife a million times.

[LightSkinnedIbibioMan @morich20]

My last year in Benin city, I lost my job. I was owing rent and my landlord sent the caretaker to come lock my door. I was on my way out when I met the caretaker and his wife. His wife said to me, you've been a good tenant all these years, you never owe, is all well?i

[Ọdịlị Martins 🪔 @oneman_official]

If someone has helped you or you've helped someone, pls quote this with your story.

I'll read and repost or quote.

[LightSkinnedIbibioMan @morich20]

@bookofesther_ @AHMGABRIEL1 l

[LightSkinnedIbibioMan @morich20]

@__abskn__ @better_men Old but gold

[LightSkinnedIbibioMan @morich20]

@ummuh_Zahra @__abskn__ shey you see that thing we been dey talk. Why people no dey help people but instead them go make videos.

[LightSkinnedIbibioMan @morich20]

@__abskn__ @steveabbey_ This was craaaaazy