Keith Moring

if you’re going through hell, keep going

[Keith Moring @moringkeith]

@Ryanair what’s happening with tonight’s flight from Verona to London Stansted ? Your website says on time. Verona Airport says estimated departure is 23.50. Tell us the truth please.

[Keith Moring @moringkeith]

@BlueRoomArt @mrdanwalker Would love to know more about these $3-$5 pints!! Names/Venues. Going again in December

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@DisrespectedThe What is the name of the cafe and where is it ?

[Keith Moring @moringkeith]

@kevebbs @SockCouncil As opposed to a couple of post it notes nowadays!

[Keith Moring @moringkeith]

@RateMySausage @Essexbeano @LoveBritishFood @NoFarmsNoFoods I’ll start with a 10 for the produce that’s local to me, and all looks very well cooked, minus 1 point for the fancy presentation (not needed for a fry up), minus 1 point for the absence of beans / moisture, plus a half point for offering a brown sauce that isn’t HP. 8.5 from me.

[Keith Moring @moringkeith]

@RateMySausage @_thunderousthum @LoveBritishFood @NoFarmsNoFoods A fine looking plate, but maybe slightly overcooked streaky and lowest of the sausages. Not sure I can penalise for too many sausages tho! Good to see free beans again and eggs look good. Another 8 from me

[Keith Moring @moringkeith]

@RateMySausage @sospainter @LoveBritishFood @NoFarmsNoFoods Love 2 types of bacon and two types of sausage and all looks well cooked, maybe the bubble is a little overdone. Not a fan of FB, but great to see free beans. A solid 8 from me

[Keith Moring @moringkeith]

@HTTR_39 @fesshole Just wait until they offer you a nose waxing!

[Keith Moring @moringkeith]

@bushontheradio Minicab drivers., typically on airport runs. They stick in the middle lane and modern car technology wakes them up if they nod off and start to drift out of lane 🤬🙄

[Keith Moring @moringkeith]

@IPhillips79 Was Parky the host before or after Aspel ? Where’s Una Stubbs ?

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[Keith Moring @moringkeith]

@RichieFirth Nope, but airport vehicles, like the transfer buses or anything out on the airfield, probably use red diesel, which is different to regular diesel.

[Keith Moring @moringkeith]

@currys Black

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@RateMySausage Too many beans, too many toms, not enough pork products or eggs. Also needs puds, carbs and mush. 5 out of 10 at very best

[Keith Moring @moringkeith]

@carryontitterin The clue is in handle “badge”. You clearly recognize Kenneth as the king. This is gonna be close, maybe even go to penalties.

[Keith Moring @moringkeith]

@80s_Kidz Marathon and Peanut Treets, but where are the Opal Fruits ?

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@talkSPORT Hope Leeds have signed him on a pay as you play deal. Far too much time injured

[Keith Moring @moringkeith]

@MrJamesMay @RevRichardColes Only watched it for the domino toppling !

[Keith Moring @moringkeith]

@SheWore 266