mario

full time youtuber part time complainer

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Nearly half of U.S. World Cup viewers have watched their games in Spanish because its more "entertaining"

[alexSSN @alexSSN]

Hey man, that’s really awesome that you saved some of your 4th of July fireworks so you could set them off at noon on the 13th of July

[mario @moriormero]

@erenwasrightt Yeah this was around 2012-2014 i believe and he had a series were people competed on becoming the best youtuber. It was during the time he went on hiatus to go back to school to learn how to edit if i remember correctly lol

[jo johnson @josbjohnson]

you must believe you are special and then go so hard, for so long, with such violent refusal to accept any other ending, that reality itself starts running out of ways to tell you no. you must wage a war daily against the ordinary outcome, until the belief you invented out of nothing in a room by yourself has been hammered into the world so many times that it stops being a claim and becomes reality.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Study reveals regularly eating spicy food is associated with a lower risk of death from cancer, heart disease, and lung disease.

[Conservative Right @cnsrvtiv_rght]

@Polymarket Including 2 squirrels.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Norway World Cup star Erling Haaland reportedly dropped $10,000 at a Texas western store, including $750 on a taxidermy raccoon.

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Only 6 new sentences left

[Joakim 🌹🇳🇴🇪🇺 @joakial_]

Erling Braut Haaland arrives back in Norway with a raccoon.

[SMB Attorney @SMB_Attorney]

C students don’t run the world and millionaires don’t drive Toyotas. These are just things people tell themselves to cope with reality.

[Rado dos Ovie Mendes 🎈 @thee_ovie]

VAR hasn’t reviewed a single incident involving Argentina throughout the entire World Cup btw.

[mario @moriormero]

@TouchmineX This is an old mexican comedy show (like snl?) called Otro Rollo with main host Adal Ramones (the guy who kissed him). All the people there are mexican and pretending to be Argentinian during the live sketch.

[ESPN BET @ESPNBET]

Everyone was betting on Conor McGregor 😬

[Jelitics @Jelitics]

One of the strangest gambling experiences I’ve ever had.

I had $1.5M on Max Holloway, but minutes before the fight started I got this overwhelming gut feeling to cash out and put everything on Conor McGregor instead.

Conor comes out throwing a flying kick… then injures himself and can’t continue.

Whether he was already hurt before the fight or not, I don’t know. That’s just how it felt in the moment.

This was easily one of the most tilting nights of my life. It felt like every decision I made was destined to lose.

I think I’m done gambling.

This may have been my last bet ever.

Maybe the universe had other plans for me, and I needed to lose tonight to be pushed onto a different path.

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

“It’s Alexander Sorloth time” - Alexander Sorloth on a 2v1 with Erling Haaland open

[َ @gir1genius]

jealousy is indeed a disease

[mary @agustdfiIms]

haaland you are mexican now.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Pokemon is releasing an 18-karat gold Snorlax necklace that costs over $6,000