Morkilimus

Avid gamer, Superdad, Variety Streamer. Also maybe an alien. Undecided on that.

[Morkilimus @morkilimus]

@LudeonStudios Nothing to share here, because I didn't know about this until just now, but I wanted to jump in and let you know that November 4 (tomorrow) is also *MY* birthday, and with 2,665 hours in RimWorld, I'm proud to share the day!

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@Intel_Dork Only thing worse would be if a spider was in there with em.

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@Intel_Dork I miss you!

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@marijchu Hi Mari! :)

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Hey Dinesh, nice chain. Do you choke your mother with it when you put your penis in her butthole?

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@notadvice So…are you not able bodied? Do you get some sort of woman’s disease if you pump gas? What happens if he folds laundry? Does he grow a vagina in his taint? Oh shit, do you think she started growing a penis cuz of this??!

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@Intel_Dork 1. the Best of Egg Man.

That’s all I got.

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@Intel_Dork You mean “hot mess of an ex”

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@Intel_Dork Hard to play Phasmo when you have no voice. :(

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@Intel_Dork

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@ember_hart Sooo pork chops? Chicken wraps? I don’t even see any pots or pans out.

Starting to think you’re not gonna cook. :/

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@Intel_Dork One of my favorite Simpsons bits ever.

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@Intel_Dork …and saying hello to pink hair? Purple and pink? Red and purple?

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@Intel_Dork @Variety Seems like a pretty useful power to me.

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@Intel_Dork @Nordicwarrior7 Ahem. 6.

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@Intel_Dork @pearlythingz Also women can do whatever and dress however tf they want. Modest, not modest, who gives a shit

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@Intel_Dork You’d be surprised if you knew how old I was when I realized Stayin Alive by The Bee Gees was sung by a man.

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@Intel_Dork Shaun of the Dead.