Dr. Mantis Tobaggan

Just a little weekend project

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan @morleysmustache]

@BrooksAustinBA send me that picture you just took of my friends an I
#sugarbowl

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

If it kills Gunner Stockton the rest of us have been dead for weeks

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan @morleysmustache]

Last night the live band attempted to play Ventura Highway and backed it up with Chicken Fried. Newsflash…don’t try to mimic perfection #pathetic #AmericaFirst

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan @morleysmustache]

@johnnieO Orson Charles
One time UGA legend

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan @morleysmustache]

Headed to Boston for the week tomorrow morning…just got this text from the father
#proudson #more

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan @morleysmustache]

Side note: what happens if one of these kids robs a home run

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan @morleysmustache]

How do they let these bum ass kids in the outfield that can’t catch a damn baseball
#nogirlsinsports

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan @morleysmustache]

Just paid with EBT, deadass!
#smokedetector

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan @morleysmustache]

Been thinking of this one a lot lately
#marshalltuckerband

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan @morleysmustache]

Brand new Ping G440, birdie on 4 from 195 out, and my lowest 9 🧑🏿‍🌾
We up!
#ThanksDad

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan @morleysmustache]

I somehow got sandwiched in between the middle of a woman’s league and I’ve never played a slower round of golf in my life #shrinkthegame #backtothekitchen

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan @morleysmustache]

The Jews are up!

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan @morleysmustache]

@Shawn_Spradling @WBCBaseball Ian Kinsler

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan @morleysmustache]

@CPA_Doug69 The orange chicken and entire Asian section is undefeated

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan @morleysmustache]

Downloaded Hinge for the first time 3 days ago and just got a match, didn’t think it would ever get this far wtf am I supposed to now #needhelp

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan @morleysmustache]

@R0bertGriffinIV The he’s not here cup is simply an awesome play

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan @morleysmustache]

@rizzbeerdrinker 2 incredibly underrated shows, Veep and 30 Rock
Also a simple classic Seinfeld

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan @morleysmustache]

@chetbellytakes Ronnie is him! #LaBestia

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan @morleysmustache]

@chetbellytakes @MLB 93 down the midddddddddle even if smack that 467

[Dr. Mantis Tobaggan @morleysmustache]

At the rec ball team party, time to lock in and find myself an internship
#whiteprivilege