Justin

Chunky apple sauce

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Does anyone want to buy some candy to support my AAU basketball team?

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Excuse me, where’s that isle with the wood that smells so good?

(Location: Home Depot)

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Andrew Wiggins and KAT won a championship before Josh Mormol

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So sick of people asking me how tall I am in public

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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

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If Mom’s not bringing the torpedos, I’m sorry, but I’m not going to the pool

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They have a photographer at my gym taking pictures of the trainers “in action.” I wonder if they’re also going to take pictures of the soap dispenser that’s been broken for the past three weeks

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Dominos has a $7.99 large one topping pizza deal from now until at least next year

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Whoever wins this game wins this series

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Should I watch the Godfather or Idiocracy on the plane?

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During a job interview, if they ask: “Do you have any questions for us?”

USE THE GOLDEN RESPONSE:
“I don’t think so, I think you answered them all”

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Cannot believe the news.

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Lebron with a huge game

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The notary didn’t bring a pen. Isn’t that like their job?

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I wonder if Clav ever participates in TJ maxxing

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I wonder what Terry Rozier is up to. That dude was a beast on the Celtics. I bet he’s doing well.

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How the heck does rotating your tires change the tread wear? They’re rotating every time you drive anyway.

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Ah nice

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Marcus Shart

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Quick question:
How is Best Buy still in business?