Mormon Teachings

the only true and living church upon the face of the whole earth - D&C 1:30 (lol)

[Mormon Teachings @mormonteachings]

"when you obey me, you make your invisible sky daddy happy. you don’t want to disappoint your sky daddy, do you?" https://t.co/iHAyp8rHoy

[Mormon Teachings @mormonteachings]

secular evidence can neither prove nor disprove the authenticity of unicorns.

[Mormon Teachings @mormonteachings]

the lord will never let his prophets lead the church astray. you can know this is true because a prophet said it.

[Mormon Teachings @mormonteachings]

Happy #Thanksgiving! a friendly reminder that #mormons believe indians are wicked jews who can be white if they repent. http://t.co/2DKFlTbZ

[Mormon Teachings @mormonteachings]

in 1969 Henry Eyring thought science and religion didn't conflict, since both are true. http://t.co/d37JYMJR wonder what he'd think now....

[Mormon Teachings @mormonteachings]

#lds prophet john decries the evil nature of "the one-wife system" http://t.co/sxPvLZoQ

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careful, apostates are disease germs!!! http://t.co/iABDGl60 #boydkpacker

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#LDS prophet diapproves of "Oral Lovemaking" http://t.co/ytzthvRr they used to ask about this in temple recommend interviews...

[Mormon Teachings @mormonteachings]

no, no, the #LDS church has never been #racist... because all that matters is what they say NOW... http://t.co/5wtdnwE9 #doublethink

[Mormon Teachings @mormonteachings]

children are highly vulnerable - dallin h. oaks. they should be taught WHAT to think, not how... http://t.co/FTXPREEJ #mormon #teachings

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even Bruce R. McConkie agrees: if Joseph Smith was a deceiver, he should be exposed. http://t.co/9N7iq0j0 #mormon #teachings

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Mormonism: the only religion that needs to buy advertisement time to show how “normal” & “sane” they are.

[Mormon Teachings @mormonteachings]

.@yanquetino - they also specifically called out that "our doctrine is not found in a decades-old obscure quote" (paraphrased) #doublethink

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been learning about your religion on the internet? REPENT! http://t.co/tuGGZb0F
#mormon #teachings

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got raped? talk to your priesthood leader and he'll help you understand how it was your fault. http://t.co/OmJuf26C #mormon #teachings

[Mormon Teachings @mormonteachings]

seems like this #LDS revelation is an admission that missionary work isn't yielding converts, so we'll focus on solidifying the missionaries

[Mormon Teachings @mormonteachings]

.@yanquetino - the only growth the #LDS church is really seeing is from children being born. convert baptisms have been stagnant for years.

[Mormon Teachings @mormonteachings]

also, it's a little funny to me that a bureaucratic policy change is considered "revelation" - only at #LDS, inc... #LDSConf

[Mormon Teachings @mormonteachings]

i wonder if the #LDS church is trying to get more ladies out serving missions. nothing beats a little "flirt to convert" #LDSConf