mr. eats-it the carpet cleaner (Gay™ partner)

legally speaking everything i tweet is satire especially if it is illegal

[mr. eats-it the carpet cleaner (Gay™ partner) @mormonteeth]

they call me mr electric (shark boy and lava girl) the way i’m expelling these kids (cumming)

[mr. eats-it the carpet cleaner (Gay™ partner) @mormonteeth]

double screening porn and porn on my new iphone duo #iphoneduo

[Cum🏂 @cremedupepe]

Morning crew we ready?

[mr. eats-it the carpet cleaner (Gay™ partner) @mormonteeth]

@1000_mikan don’t let lud see this he’s gonna get jealous again

[mr. eats-it the carpet cleaner (Gay™ partner) @mormonteeth]

@ConnorEatsPants @nickshirleyy streets are saying he forgot to install the game. do you have any comment on this?

[mr. eats-it the carpet cleaner (Gay™ partner) @mormonteeth]

@isacrossin

[mr. eats-it the carpet cleaner (Gay™ partner) @mormonteeth]

@impossiblyeve HELL NO !

[mr. eats-it the carpet cleaner (Gay™ partner) @mormonteeth]

@isacrossin i see you and raise you funky kong

[mr. eats-it the carpet cleaner (Gay™ partner) @mormonteeth]

@isacrossin he’s got the craziest set of veneers i’ve ever seen

[mr. eats-it the carpet cleaner (Gay™ partner) @mormonteeth]

@isacrossin fuck yeah

[mr. eats-it the carpet cleaner (Gay™ partner) @mormonteeth]

when i find that mfer

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

A federal appeals court judge ruled that the First Amendment protects an individual’s right to privately possess images or videos of child sexual abuse created using AI — if the material does not depict a real person and remains in the home. https://t.co/NBfhi4pMOf

[mr. eats-it the carpet cleaner (Gay™ partner) @mormonteeth]

@coralburner @bloomjpg it’s been 5 years hubert… you gotta move on.

[mr. eats-it the carpet cleaner (Gay™ partner) @mormonteeth]

i mean clearest case of fork found in kitchen

[WSB-TV @wsbtv]

Man with user name ‘MrChildPorn’ accused of sharing illicit images of children https://t.co/DduNoNCV9S

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

its so sad that in 2026 when I see this, the only thing I can think of is two males kissing with tongue, then sucking each other off, then fucking hard, and fisting due to the LGBTQ woke alphabet mafia!

[mr. eats-it the carpet cleaner (Gay™ partner) @mormonteeth]

@1000_mikan

[mr. eats-it the carpet cleaner (Gay™ partner) @mormonteeth]

probably not

[Swiftcats @Funny_Lhand]

Would you eat the pastries if the white stuff is his cum ?

[mr. eats-it the carpet cleaner (Gay™ partner) @mormonteeth]

@TwitchRussel @isacrossin a masterpiece 🎨

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Another rough day at work. Getting a job at the Lego store has been my dream since I was a kid, but I don’t think I can deal with politics of it all anymore. Gonna try and put on a straight face for run club tonight

[mr. eats-it the carpet cleaner (Gay™ partner) @mormonteeth]

ok yeah dude you’re actually really cool for doing this. i’ve never seen like 7th graders do this before or anything.

[Clavicular @Clavicular0]

One of the reasons that the NFL uses the vertical jump is because its least fakeable athletic marker there is.

Things like the squat, bench, and deadlift can be easily frauded by limiting range of motion, different techniques, etc.

These girls know beyond a shadow of a doubt I'm ideal for mate selection now.

[mr. eats-it the carpet cleaner (Gay™ partner) @mormonteeth]

hanging out astrobot like he did to sackboy #deserved

[jameswhite @JamesCageWhite]

Programming is too difficult, I want to give up 😭