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alternate diary.

every body dies but not everybody lives.

[Jim the Truth @jim_the_truth]

The trouble with AI is it's so hard to tell what's real.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when the coworker that isn't afraid to confront management is addressing something again

[princess ❦ @yungsenshi]

Recording a man minding his business attaching your own insecure storyline has to be a unique level of pathetic.

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

This is literally the worst thing you can do as a man.

Women are not interesting enough for you to entertain multiple at the same time.

[PENTANE🎤💜💡 @Thepentane_]

I’ll never understand how higher institutions keep their buses packed at mechanic workshops when they have a Mechanical Engineering department. 😂😂

[Luckson LK ✪ @RealLucksonLK]

J'admire la pureté de tes pensées : elles ne sont jamais polluées par la moindre trace de réflexion ou de lucidité. Si un jour on t'accusait d'intelligence, sache que je plaiderais pour ton innocence.

[jãy @iemonade]

this is literally the funniest thing he’s ever done

[Ndî Mùkîrînyaga @Joshtety]

One day we will discuss this man's brief tenure in agriculture ministry

[A. @Tachykardiaa]

Problem with academically gifted kids is that they grow up thinking they can ace anything the way they aced academics, then life happens ☺️

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

Kama ni huyu usiskize watu hapa you made a good move 😂

[Investor_NICK @Investor_NICK_]

Smoking weed at US Open while sports betting / gambling on your phone and then going home to DoorDash your dinner … America baby 🇺🇸

[Globethotter 🌍 @BrianMcLight]

Was about to say the universe is trying to let yall know something; then saw your pinned tweet. Lol

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

When you work for your stuff you understand the spirit of the hustle and the consistency of the grind so much you respect everyone for their effort even if you have more.

Reminder why men call guards “Soldier” and strangers “Boss”. You only receive the respect you give people.

[Chueco²² @chuecoborrone]

Imaginate encontrar un huevo con triple yema y desperdiciarlo en hacer un huevo duro

[Comment. @kajutakla]

Never mess with water.

[Tee @teesmmm]

• RAW everyday iPhone photo
• standard 1x camera, NOT portrait mode
• ordinary automatic exposure
• natural skin texture + visible pores
• subtle facial asymmetry
• tiny blemishes + under-eye shadows
• slight natural forehead/nose shine
• flyaway hairs
• natural lip texture
• realistic fabric wrinkles
• imperfect framing
• most of the environment in focus
• realistic shadows and reflections
• slight smartphone compression
• candid, unposed body language
And one of my favorite ones: “Do NOT beautify, airbrush or perfect the subject.”

[Vionna @Kurlycheeks]

The amount of restraint it takes when house shopping at Naivas King’ara on a Friday evening and managing to avoid popping by that marriage threatening establishment next door…🤭

[ˢᵘⁿ_ᶜʰᵃˢᵉʳ ☀️📸 @Sun_Chaser_KE]

yall think the opposition will be united against the oppressor wakati people are getting robbed mkiwatch and when people like this driver stand their ground against assholes yall just overlap and ride on

https://t.co/HYhNNsNAjJ

[Ronnie Otieno @ronnieonly]

Just saw someone as stubborn as me.