pádraig

you invited me. it is not my custom to go where I’m not wanted. 🆓🍉 🏳️‍⚧️

[pádraig @morningspud]

You might have a phone addiction though.

[pádraig @morningspud]

not much.

[pádraig @morningspud]

2 weeks away from 6 months of working out everyday. Here’s what I’ve learned so far…

[pádraig @morningspud]

wouldn’t say no to a week in the sun

[pádraig @morningspud]

heads up, full moon in 3 days

[pádraig @morningspud]

starting to recognise myself

[pádraig @morningspud]

accidentally became the guy who takes headshots for coworkers after years of sl**ty selfies

[pádraig @morningspud]

Wow the trade in the gum clinic waiting room

[pádraig @morningspud]

@ArchieTheKing29 oh that’s n— rooting for you baby

[pádraig @morningspud]

you’re going to get eaten alive on here it’s not that deep

[pádraig @morningspud]

me at every family occasion:

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Sarah Jessica Parker reveals that she reads up to two books a day in preparation for being a Booker Prize judge:

“Any opportunity that exists to read, I’m reading.”

[pádraig @morningspud]

how I’m tryna be every day

[pádraig @morningspud]

addicted to lifting my shirt up at the gym to wipe the sweat off my face

[pádraig @morningspud]

@ArchieTheKing29 I guess I’m a cardiologist

[pádraig @morningspud]

am I flirting or are you just not used to someone maintaining eye contact, smiling, and touching your forearm while you make them a coffee?

[pádraig @morningspud]

@ArchieTheKing29 round 6 is unhinged but I appreciate the sentiment

[pádraig @morningspud]

@ArchieTheKing29 Uh… no. How are you?

[pádraig @morningspud]

confused five hour energy for poppers

[pádraig @morningspud]

@VertigoShtick Run over here

[pádraig @morningspud]

leg veins for your consideration