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I'm already in your attic, bitch.

[Litter Critter @morologuses]

@chumbwumba @ditzkoff I love this skit

[Litter Critter @morologuses]

@Microcapsule13 @hoodsy Baton Rouge is a dry town compared to Wisconsin. Their numbers are shocking and my state sells booze in drive thrus

[Litter Critter @morologuses]

@Libbylibs101 @Dr_Wholeah @hoodsy There was a bar chart of beer sales at college football games and no one got even close to Wisconsin

[timothy faust 🇵🇸 @taste_of_tbone]

1, AI data centers demand energy at a scale completely unlike DCs before.
2, developers are making county boards sign NDAs and sucking up billions of state dollars in secret — w/ negative ROI.
3, WI GOP bills lock data centers into building dirty energy.

I hate these smug mfs

[Litter Critter @morologuses]

@SYudawi @KindCirce I have a mass produced sugar bowl older than Israel.

[Litter Critter @morologuses]

@SMHS1212 @hell_line0 Might want to reconsider gloating about still being alive when the dead person is a 1 year old ?

[Litter Critter @morologuses]

@jumper42 @hell_line0 It's a parking lot, the default is either driving or being on foot. Should everyone stop driving the moment a cop enters a parking lot?

[November @postoctobrist]

did a whole episode of @nogodsnomayors about this guy

[November @postoctobrist]

Starmer refusing to resign is a little like being left in a room with a glass of whisky, a service revolver and one bullet to do the honourable thing and when they come back being like hey guys I got really good at russian roulette while you were gone

[Gareth Dennis @GarethDennis]

If capitalism is a disease then private equity is its boil. Amazing that the UK hasn't yet outlawed private equity firms from behaving like this despite decades of carnage and the destruction of real economic activity in favour of short term fakery and personal enrichment.

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

{dead guy voice}:

[Litter Critter @morologuses]

@Parasocialact @CantEverDie The river water has more than enough fertilizer

[Litter Critter @morologuses]

@NexusSomnia @CantEverDie My theory is the paint hasn't cured enough for using shock, bc they clearly rushed it

[Politics Sloth 🧦🌐🇬🇷🇺🇸 (#1 reply guy) @SockDemFan]

@CantEverDie

[Life Grips @ptrkbrn]

Put it in a shoebox and give it to a stranger who claims they're in the FBI

[Madelaine Hanson @MadelaineLucyH]

A woman jumps into a crocodile pit to save a child from being eaten alive.

The picture they decided to go with:

[Litter Critter @morologuses]

@stephenattong @Skogur2 My bad, I was checking the lorikeet's guest bedroom

[Litter Critter @morologuses]

@MoleculesGoHard @brian_armstrong *incorrect buzzer sounds*
It's much harder to transfer heat in space because conductive and convection cooling don't work in a vacuum. Everything is harder in space.

[Litter Critter @morologuses]

@DHSgov That's AstroTurf, weirdo

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

in terms of indicators for how it’s going for your govt “signing a treaty at versailles to end the war you started” has to be pretty bad