If you or someone you know is currently awaiting trial for coordinating a world-wide pedophile sex trafficking ring that involved intelligence agencies and the most powerful people in the world, please call this number. FUCK OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
To teach my kids a lesson about socialism, I gave all my kids a list of chores that I thought they could handle, but set their allowances at the same level.
Then I had the CIA murder me and install a puppet dad.