obamamama

[obamamama @moronpilledd]

just saw a short of a guy that gives disposable cameras to strangers and they mail it back to him, and it was this woman who was visiting her friends in Maine, and I couldn’t help but get emotional at the fact that I’ve never had any friends to make those kinds of plans with me

[꧁꧂ @eat5G]

Went out to buy a candle and came across a box full of candles that said FREE on it

[obamamama @moronpilledd]

@SKATERSTUDIOS Kinda looks like you can animation cancel the delay after the second swing

[Chuckfug @Chuckfug]

I'll fuck the dead horse. I'll fuck the elephant in the room. I'll fuck those two birds and beat my dick with the stone

[punky @exclusive_user]

anyone else just tired all the time now with zero motivation and a former shell of yourself from 5 years ago

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

Heavy is the butt that releases the brown

[obamamama @moronpilledd]

average Puerto Rico experience

[Valentine X @ValentineX_art]

I walked 5 miles to go to Dairy Queen just for it to not fucking exist

[MordyKai @bufo767]

I just passed a kidney stone

[obamamama @moronpilledd]

@PicturesFoIder

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

Why don’t the fentanyl people ever just sit down

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

i be up in the pussy like oo ee oo aa aa ting tang walla walla bing bang

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

i don't pee. i piss. hard.

[obamamama @moronpilledd]

that didn’t even tickle a FRACTION of my fancy

[obamamama @moronpilledd]

I got $50 on my cashapp and an oz of weed, take it or leave it

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

leaving every social interaction feeling like some sort of circus animal that was supposed to perform but messed up the entire set

[miles @milesdotgov]

Glass of water? Nah, I don’t mess with that stuff man, makes me piss